I've pretty much been an atheist, that is I find the idea of a God preposterous, since I was in my mid teens. Admittedly, I will go to Mass on occasions such as weddings, funerals, anniversaries and...
A millionaire was outside the gate of Heaven. "Well, are you going to let me in, then? St Peter said, "what have you done to deserve entrance to the celestial kingdom?" The man said,...
Hi guys. I have a question concerning Vista/Vista Service Pack 2. I will also give the background for why I am asking, if anyone is interested, but you don't really have to read that part if you're...
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?...
Youve used, or had used....inspired by jems latest joke which made me LOL! Few months ago a guy in a bar held a napkin to my face and asked if it smelled of chloroform LOL I actually quite like chatup...
Apparantely The Black Eyed Peas' tune I Gotta Feeling was written by will.i.am in his sleep. He admitted recently that he often feels inspired by his dreams, and jots down his ideas for tunes as soon...
Hi, and a good frisday evening to you all. can someone tell me what the two brilliant stars are that are in line with the moon tonight? i know the moon will move, but at 19.50 hours there was a...
I use Chrome. Occassionally it slows down and you know the scenario...the little blue wheels start spinning followed by the pop-down saying do you want to kill the page or wait? Any solutions?
Hi All, My HP pavilion laptop screen has gone blank. I was on skype, went away, came back, nothing on the screen, just a pale blue screen with some fluffy white blotches. tried switching on and off...
Driving with my daughter she asked me, 'Can we eat sheep?'. Certain I hadn't heard the question correctly, I asked her to repeat it several times, which she did getting more irate each time, 'I know...
Has anybody seen the sun, today? Contrary to popular belief, it does make an appearance despite rumors saying it's gone on a winter break to the Bahamas! If it is out where you are, why are we inside?...
ive had some idiots in my time but this one has baffled me Eejit#can i speak to mrs mckenna please? (i get a lot of calls for this person) Me#Sorry you have the wrong number Eejit#you are not mrs...