Margaret Thatcher arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter apologetically said -"Sorry we are not quite ready for you yet. We are sending you back to your old job for a few days." In a puff of smoke...
I hadn't heard from my son for a couple of days, so I decided to go and see how he was.......................................................................... Turns out he just needed a new battery...
If they were chocolate, they would eat themselves....
Tomasz Shafernaker (winner by a mile)
Brian Cox
Nick Knowles
Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Michael Ball...
( Matthew 10:34)
Words which the gospel ascribes to Jesus Christ
"I come not to bring peace but a sword"
I've never understood this.
Does this mean Christianity is not a religion of peace ?...
....is underway. Weather forecasts suggests a serious storm or two in the next 48 hrs could disrupt matters. Hopefully a European can bring some of that Ryder Cup spirit to the greens and fairways as...
So mr mac and I split up today. He's always been quite distant, we've never really had a physical relationship and I've been very frustrated and lonely over the years - some of which is medical and...
1 stop the river crossing (8) 2 brown letter of the alphabet (6) 3 a good soaking (4) 4 sounds like the Cumbrian has stopped going (9) 5 there are no ends to a hair appliance (7) 6 calligraphy with an...
Hi ABers, Not been on for a while, been off reading and expanding my knowledge about my deepest troubles. And I return with a stonker for you, which I hope even the most hardened experimental science...
the smell of embrocation , white horse oils ,elermans or best of all wintergreen oil ...one whiff and I am sniffing ther wearerout like some gereatric Hi Karate woman !! How about oyu what do you like...
I think I may have a solution to the present threat of North Korea. What do you think of sending a delagation from this country to North Korea for talks with Kim Jong Un? These peoeple will include...
