I haven't, if I had I wouldn't have asked this question because I don't believe in time-wasting. But I do miss Potter Minor and the small stains. Please contact me on MSN (and bollox to Potter Minor I...
Did you notice how David Attenborough cleverly fooled the Germans by calling them stupid thick ar$eheads but then got betrayed by the stupid cameraman who shouted Duck! as he ran along the platform ?...
This song about faggots and *****, do you think it should have been banned, it seems to me like a fart in a glass of water. It's a nice song after all and one of the poges was on the tv tonight pi$$ed...
It's approaching the AB awards, yes how exciting can life get ! Anyway, a couple of categories, I've given you a template of sorts to save all that typing Most fave and fabby ABer: <whiffey of...
I don't think this has ever been posted before, but what do you think about CRISPS and APPLES being eaten in the workplace ? Isn't it enough that morons can't find the time to take a walk in the fresh...
Discuss. Alternatively, post rubbish, put the kettle on, pass the cakes round, and generally fritter away your life. I think I might join you, because this is a 1200-page (OMG!!) book and I'm not sure...
I was once a member of another site which had a feature called Ask Me Anything, in which people asked you anything they wanted to and you gave truthful answers (lol). Like, did you keep goldfish as a...
Climate change etc. What a farce !!! It should be as plain as the nose on your face that the greed of the human race is going to destroy this planet. Listen to the politics while the Antarctic melts...
Sighs of relief all round, and {{{{group huggies}}}} IKEA: How about this - When you walk in the door the first thing they present you with is a staircase. When you have gone up they then present you...
I bet that grabbed your attention !! Well after the misunderstandings of last night when I was mistaken for some other complete prat, I thought I would let you know my movements for this evening. I am...
I play piano and guitar and love music. I try to play Mozart because it has an innate beauty, you just feel it is right. An Andante, arranged from a Concerto (1784) and by God it just sweeps you off...
I've been watching Morecambe and Wise on UK TV Gold, the sketch with Andre Previn (Andy Preview) and it is so so funny, the Grieg Piano Concerto !!!! PMSL !!!! I wish I'd been around to see it when it...
She's on BBC2 at the moment, a sort of Scotty Asian, and very sweet, and about as intelligible as a Scotty can ever be. Ma question is to the simple guppy headed Trevor - what deed youse wee expecty...
No this is not just another waste of time. I have fallen in love with another ABer. I have offered marriage, so far though the best I have got is ' Sod off you creep ' (this is all on MSN, can prove)....
Following on from Lucy Thomas' really interesting question about entries to the Miss World competition in the 70s, I got to thinking how many other really beautiful and interesting people never got to...
The ones that bring tears of mirth to your eyes. My fave of all time is obviously 'What do you all look like ?' but there are others, such as 'Who is your most fave fabby ABer ?' (note the space...
I am not normally a fan of Nigel Lawson, but it does seem to me that tonight she is playing a bit on the male sexual hormones. She has large breasts and a delightful cleavage, but what I want to know...
We are now approaching Silly Season where anything Christian is to be proscribed and anything Muslim is to be raised to the heights. We will get once again all the usual crap about Islam being...
What actually happens ? It seems that the British Government is pi$$ed off with the Sudanese, how shall I call them - gibbons. But what happens. Is it an email, a phone call ? Does it say 'Her...
