I know about the temporary adrenalin release to a 'fight or flight' response but is there any authentic evidence that a man can lift unbelievable weights like 1000kg at such a time? I can imagine up...
While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The...
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards....
Has any ABer ever been tempted to click on the tiresome spam that plagues AB? And even worse, bought something from them. The spammer must get some reaction otherwise they wouldn't bother.... or would...
Paddy: "Your new secretary is very sexy..." Seamus: "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen ... If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left...
Hi Ed. When I press My Profile and click the Best[i tab I get 1 to 20 of 15500 odd and the first five I checked are my best answers. I am not going to check the whole lot but I only have 37 best...
When I rightclick on a highlighted text, one of the options is to search for that term on apast visited site - this would be handy. But, it seems impossible to set google search as the default for...
Was He supposed to be in the form of a human like Jesus, or what?
I would have thought that if there is an approximate imaginary form to pray to it would seem more real than a wall....
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When you've finished laughing..... Is there anybody on AB who has these bizarre naked cats, and do you feel guilty for promoting such a breed?...
What's the big deal with photos of Kate topless? I've had one for ages. I'll share it with you as long as you're not gonna moan that this is not decent. If you don't want to see it, don't click on the...
I didn't see any dwarfs in the Olympics or Paralympics. I know they have their own worldwide sports events but are they not allowed to participate in the general O/paralympics?
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do...
I've heard before that nuns are supposed to be married to God. Always though this was to mean that they promised their devotion to God and non interest in a relationship with a mortal man. Now I have...
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5.45pm when he found the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen" said the CEO, "this is a very...
On their way to get married, a young Roman Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into...
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee...
Is there some governing body (international?) that determines when a certain shape/size is a new breed?
I don't mean the 'fashion' breeds such as labradoodle which are clearly cross-breeds....
There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred Years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,...
Has any religious person ever seriously wondered why their idol would have bothered to create Earth and all its sinning and questioning minions? It surely would have made more sense to create the...
