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ScottBen

Why?

Why is it that non white British citizens are treated with kid gloves, given preferential treatment and have everyone around them walking on eggshells? Is it because the politically correct liberal...
19:03 Sun 18th Dec 201151 answers, last by Tim800 04:23 Wed 28th Dec 2011
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mrs.chappie

Poorly cockatiel...

My very old cockatiel fell off his perch last night. He couldn’t get up and spent the night on the floor of the aviary, fluffed up in a corner. His vent and cere are both clean, his droppings...
00:23 Wed 21st Dec 20117 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:55 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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naomi24

Christmas Carols - The Worst Lyrics

Some Christmas Carols are jolly, some are rousing - and some, especially when sung by a good choir, are absolutely magnificent. However, certain of the lyric writers seem to have been short on ideas -...
18:48 Tue 20th Dec 201117 answers, last by annadomino 12:21 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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marval

Bright Star

It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms, including...
16:36 Tue 20th Dec 20112 answers, last by Everhelpful 21:00 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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AB Editor

So... Kim Jong il Died...

I managed to make up the following two jokes: #1 "We knew he was il." #2 "I guess his Korea is over." Okay, your turn!...
16:27 Tue 20th Dec 201134 answers, last by pjgriffo 23:02 Wed 21st Dec 2011
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naomi24

Happy Christmas!

At the risk of once again being branded a hypocrite for celebrating the Season of Goodwill to all Men, may I wish all ABers a very Happy Christmas. :o) Much love. x...
10:33 Mon 19th Dec 201113 answers, last by daisya 08:35 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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craft1948

Ooh la la.................

The train was quite crowded and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the...
18:43 Mon 19th Dec 20117 answers, last by China Doll 17:38 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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Hymie

Good News/Bad News

The lawyer looked at his client and said ‘I’ve got good news and bad news – your wife has found a picture worth £1 million.’ ‘Well that’s amazing!’...
22:27 Mon 19th Dec 20111 answer, last by wildwood 08:19 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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ajithkumarg77

how to a got pet?

how to got a pet?
11:38 Mon 19th Dec 20114 answers, last by wildwood 08:15 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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nannakath

Childs Camcorder advice.

Camcorder for nine year old. Has anyone any recommendations for a first camcorder for a nine year old? I have trawled through a list of them and remain undecided. Please let me know of any you would...
01:44 Mon 19th Dec 20115 answers, last by nannakath 03:21 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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flobadob

Santa and God.

Why is it that some people believe in God but they don't believe in Santa. What is the difference between them? Surely so long as people believe in both of them they are as real as each other.
00:51 Sun 18th Dec 201116 answers, last by Ankou 09:37 Mon 19th Dec 2011
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LochNessMonster

Do you think science with ever find me ?

Nessie, The Loch ness Monster. 0 :-p...
11:10 Sun 18th Dec 20117 answers, last by jomifl 22:40 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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marval

Can't resist

This weekend while shopping in a local toy store, I came across a long line of people waiting for a promised shipment of dolls from Mattel. As I scanned the line, I noticed a friend waiting with all...
11:20 Sun 18th Dec 20118 answers, last by missprim 20:53 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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sidkid

Cluckin Bell

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young hens, called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize them. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot...
14:16 Sun 18th Dec 20118 answers, last by missprim 20:51 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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daisya

Christmas Post

Mildred went to the post office To buy stamps for her Christmas cards “What denomination do you want?” she was asked by Mr Jones the post office clerk. “That’s political...
17:11 Sun 18th Dec 20114 answers, last by missprim 20:48 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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captken

wat is the name on the russian mig tht is able to fly backwards

wat is the name on the russian mig tht is able to fly backwards
15:55 Sun 18th Dec 201113 answers, last by captken 03:50 Tue 20th Dec 2011
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maggiebee

ADULTS ONLY

NUDE SANTA ----- Scroll down to see the nude Santa * * * * * * * * * * * * * * For crying out loud. Act your age. There is no Santa! Sometimes I just can't believe you!!!...
00:06 Sun 18th Dec 20119 answers, last by marval 15:56 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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wildwood

Australian Bush Poetry.

The warmth and heart wrenching simplicity of Australian bush poetry can bring a tear to the eye. We are blessed in this country to have such an abundant wealth of talented story tellers through whom...
00:12 Sat 17th Dec 201115 answers, last by wildwood 21:12 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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jd_here

A Wedding Surprise

Dai had proposed to Megan and been accepted. "But", added Megan, before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my past life." "No," said Dai, "I won't...
12:20 Sat 17th Dec 20115 answers, last by wildwood 21:06 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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marval

Lying

Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers,...
16:40 Sat 17th Dec 20114 answers, last by maggiebee 00:20 Sun 18th Dec 2011

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