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Hymie

Satisfying your wife (in bed)

A young man explained to his doctor that he had not been able to satisfy his wife in bed for many months, which was causing a strain in their marriage. His doctor sent him along to see a big black man...
17:45 Sat 17th Dec 201113 answers, last by maggiebee 00:11 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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Jonno21

Mutated giantsized super rats?

Hi, i'm from seascale sellafield and i've noticed that recently there has been an explosion of giant super rats and i'm not exaggerating as i've been to madagascar and these things here dwarf the...
14:24 Sat 17th Dec 201131 answers, last by shoota 18:57 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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legohouse

What rights does my ex's mother have to my son?

okay here's the thing... my aunt said something to me the other day and its got me worrying went i had my son my ex's mum said that she was trying for a baby but now that she has a grandson... she...
17:35 Sat 17th Dec 201110 answers, last by boxtops 19:43 Sat 24th Dec 2011
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Slapshot

Cookies

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted...
02:55 Thu 15th Dec 20114 answers, last by Dolt 03:06 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Cowtipper

Another old joke.

A rancher out west was out tending the farm one day when a shiny red convertible wheeled in the drive followed by a cloud of dust. The man in the car says "If I tell you how many head of cattle...
07:48 Thu 15th Dec 20116 answers, last by wildwood 00:31 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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marval

Christmas Prayers

A few days before Christmas, two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparent's house. When it was time to go to bed, and anxious to do the right thing, they both knelt down to say...
17:44 Fri 16th Dec 20113 answers, last by wildwood 00:20 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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jd_here

Christmas Presents

Gutted, just been in the loft and found one of OH's Christmas presents from last year. Its a shame, she'd have loved a puppy!...
19:32 Fri 16th Dec 20117 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:12 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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marval

Useful

Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received: 1. Thanks a lot. 2. My word! What a gift. 3. Well, well, well 4. If I hadn't put on so much weight...
19:39 Fri 16th Dec 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 00:28 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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tenrec

Oops!

A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on an old ladys door. As she opens it and before she could say anything he pours a big bag of dog sh!te on the rug. "Dont worry madam, if this cleaner doesnt pick...
20:52 Fri 16th Dec 20114 answers, last by beso 14:05 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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scorpio

any athiests? would you pray to god when your on your deathbed?

I am not a christian or an athiest but if say you know your time is up, say in a plane crash or on your death bed in your final moments dying of cancer, would you silently pray to " god"
11:11 Thu 15th Dec 2011144 answers, last by LazyGun 09:02 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
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Gowron

Pilates?

If Pilates is pronounced pill art ays, then why isn't Pirates prounced pir art ays? Important question I'm sure you'll agree!...
17:20 Thu 15th Dec 201116 answers, last by heathfield 18:46 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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jamie4281

What would a world be like where monetary value was abolished?

What would become the new "currency"? Would we still need a Government? If so, how would they be elected without money? What would happen to education, law, medicine and generating...
20:06 Thu 15th Dec 20118 answers, last by New Judge 18:01 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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nohorn

Thinking more about space/time and illusion

Well, I was thinking about my question in a previous post......well, space and time can be measured, so therefore they cannot be an illusion? Does anyone see anything wrong with that conclusion. If...
06:44 Thu 15th Dec 20113 answers, last by jomifl 16:51 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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AMscientist

Do flies and wasps feel anger?

Hi there i'm a amateur scientist and have always been interested in science and to date have racked up many hundreds of experiments some of which i'll be sharing with you. During summer my house like...
15:08 Thu 15th Dec 201120 answers, last by jomifl 13:58 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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jomary3

what is the square measure of 3.2, 12.6, 1.3, 13 meters?

Have an odd piece of property and need to measure the total square meters of it.
17:25 Thu 15th Dec 20119 answers, last by derrynoose 20:15 Mon 19th Dec 2011
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mintymow

Fleas

Does regular combing and brushing help keep fleas at bay on cats?
18:20 Wed 14th Dec 20119 answers, last by Nibble 21:09 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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marval

Text message

She sends him the following text message My love If you're sleeping, send me your dreams If you're smiling, send me your smile If you're crying, send me your tears I love you He replies: I'm in the...
22:27 Wed 14th Dec 20117 answers, last by wildwood 02:20 Thu 15th Dec 2011
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mungbeanz

Food Stamps instead of cash

What do you think about giving people on the dole food vouchers and a small amount of cash instead of all cash? Do you think this could be a viable alternative and encourage out of work people to find...
09:45 Wed 14th Dec 201195 answers, last by EDDIE51 11:17 Thu 15th Dec 2011
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roxie_09

laptop keeps switching itself off

can anyone help me please, my laptop keeps switching itself off.. It's happened quite a few times now and getting more and more frequent. Sometimes it will load up and stay on for 10 minutes,...
16:40 Tue 13th Dec 20119 answers, last by roxie_09 15:15 Thu 15th Dec 2011
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xerus

saints

Why don't we become saints when we get saved? Or do we?
19:47 Tue 13th Dec 201118 answers, last by birdie1971 01:43 Fri 16th Dec 2011

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