i can't take much more of my neighbours barking howling dogs it's driving me crazy. they put them outside in a kennel/run from about 7am and this howling and barking continues until the owners get...
Can anyone help me with my problem please. When I try to print an email it will only print the top section & the rest of the page is left blank, for instance if I want to print off a receipt I...
Oooh just on my Laptop there and the screen went BLANK AND RED...never seen that before, rebooted it ok and everything appears to be working fine. I running XP. Has anyone came across this before?...
Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in and asked Mr....
Gap At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is...
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise...
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria:...
A husband and wife came for counselling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20...
I'm so delighted! There is a clump (?) of frogspawn in my pond today!! I never thought it would happen as it's quite a new pond, about 3 years old and not too large. So everything is crossed for loads...
I'm currently being woken by a lovely alarm clock - there's a blackbird in the vicinity who sits out there every morning at dawn, singing his little heart out, bless him. My question is, why does the...
I think we should get rid of technology designers before the estate agents and hairdressers. We've got a Philips TV. When it's on standby there's a red LED on the fascia. When you switch it on, a...