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Jemisa

Shopping...

All Ages A man went into a grocery store, got 3 tins of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter. The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?" The man replies, "Yes I...
23:57 Thu 24th May 20126 answers, last by tonyav 15:26 Fri 25th May 2012
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Steve.5

Which one are you, if any ?

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
12:19 Tue 22nd May 201234 answers, last by RATTER15 07:47 Mon 28th May 2012
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Barmaid

Emergency baby bird help, please

The baby blackbirds fledged yesterday. I found one dead on the front lawn today. I just heard an almighty racket outside and saw next doors cat tripping over the garden with a baby in its mouth. After...
19:45 Thu 24th May 201218 answers, last by ladybirder 11:45 Fri 25th May 2012
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Barmaid

Chickens moulting

One of my chickens has started to moult. Or at least I hope that's what it is! She looks really straggly and the garden is covered in feathers. Now it looks as if the second one has started. Is it...
12:48 Thu 24th May 20122 answers, last by wildwood 22:24 Thu 24th May 2012
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marval

Russian Roulette

An African ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best...
19:59 Wed 23rd May 20125 answers, last by wellingtonluis 08:46 Mon 28th May 2012
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Clanad

Self-Defense

Not really a question, but possibly a helpful tid-bit... Of course, here in the U.S. (especially here in the west), self-defense for oneself and family can be liberally applied through the ownership...
14:43 Wed 23rd May 201213 answers, last by PiedMontGuns 14:03 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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what..the?

burying my dead pet

hello there my pet died and I want to buy him but the whole garden is being dug up in the next year to two, it wont look anything like it does now I will also create a burial area in the new garden...
22:28 Wed 23rd May 201257 answers, last by bredigerlandswa 07:08 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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rcontrerask

What the heck is a vizcacha?

My son wants to have one... <b>any</b> problems with that?
18:45 Tue 22nd May 20125 answers, last by chaptazbru 17:04 Wed 23rd May 2012
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doctordb

The sun is out but why?

1. Do grown men wear flip flops. 2. Do grown men go topless in town. 3. Do grown men wear 3/4 length shorts. (please note I am happy for women to do all of the above)...
15:38 Tue 22nd May 201247 answers, last by Laelia 16:24 Mon 28th May 2012
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sixpence999

tower vs laptop

We are contemplating changing from our tower to a powerful laptop. Please could anyone offer advice on what to do and what we should go for- we are very confused. We think we will stick to windows...
01:53 Tue 22nd May 201213 answers, last by wildwood 01:05 Wed 23rd May 2012
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lucymac

WEST COAST BLACKBIRDS

I WAS TOLD BY A FRIEND THAT THE BLACKBIRDS ON THE WEST COAST OF SCOTLAND ARE MIGRATORY. DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE? I CAN RECOGNISE SOME OF MY ONES BY CERTAIN MARKINGS AND THEY SEEM TO BE HERE...
12:36 Sun 20th May 20126 answers, last by wildwood 22:23 Mon 21st May 2012
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Groupie

a Goldfish problem

Hello I have one goldfish in my pond which has turned white ,not unusual i suppose but it has a large body but its head has not grown proportionaty and it looks deformed Is it in any discomfort?...
12:27 Sun 20th May 201211 answers, last by Groupie 18:46 Mon 21st May 2012
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bluesareus

Helicopters

I noticed whilst watching the Helicopter arriving with the Olympic Flame at Lands End that the rotor was going anti-clockwise is there a reason for this
15:39 Sun 20th May 201213 answers, last by chakka35 20:44 Mon 21st May 2012
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marval

Test

Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors How fast can you guess these words: 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM You got all 6...
16:26 Sat 19th May 201212 answers, last by marval 11:54 Sun 20th May 2012
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Jemisa

Sometimes authority isn't enough...

-- An ALA officer (Agricultural Law Association) stopped at a farm in Devo and talked with an old farmer. He told him, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs." The farmer...
23:13 Fri 18th May 20125 answers, last by Infomaniac 22:47 Sat 19th May 2012
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shooty

Egomania

A disease that makes everyone sick, except the carrier
18:31 Fri 18th May 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 22:50 Sat 19th May 2012
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marval

Wednesdays

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the...
15:44 Fri 18th May 20129 answers, last by marval 11:56 Sun 20th May 2012
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LochNessMonster

The purrfect joke ?

Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please" The girls reply's " You must have a lot of...
13:38 Fri 18th May 20124 answers, last by askyourgran 22:43 Sat 19th May 2012
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Jemisa

Hot-Hot-Hot...

Adults Only There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, Ethel we've been...
13:11 Fri 18th May 20125 answers, last by Infomaniac 22:38 Sat 19th May 2012
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missprim

Oops

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello! He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To...
11:56 Thu 19th Apr 20127 answers, last by Kelly545 09:16 Thu 13th Dec 2012

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