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The Check up...

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital clinic . The husband is there for a check up, The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, a sperm sample and...

Jemisa

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger breasts '. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some Loo paper and rub it between your breasts...

cupid04

Paul and Jim.

Paul and Jim are chatting. 'It's my wife's birthday today and I don't know what to get her,' Paul says. 'She already has everything that money can buy.' 'I know, why don't you mock -up a gift...

cupid04

A man is...

A man is making love to his wife when he asks her: ''Can you moan a bit to get more excited?'' 'Ok,' she agrees. 'You haven't fixed the dripping tap, the garden fence needs repairing, there's a hole...

janzman

selling on ebay..

..I have an item on ebay at the moment thats received 7 bids so far but all 7 bids have come from the same bidder.Why would anybody up their own bids or can these bids be generated automatically.Can...

sith123

What makes atheists think their wiser than everyone else?

prompted by an earlier question.

madonna-fan

THE BRICKY - BREEZE BLOCKS LAID FLAT

Does anyone know if it is possible to use this item to lay breeze blocks flat - as if you were builing a retaining wall, i am getting contradictory information, Many Thanks in advance....

DTCwordfan

Frustrating on AB

The screen on AB is freezing every 15 secs or so and then unlocks some 20 to 30 secs later, all very frustrating...also the "submit" doesn't go through 1st time most times. and it also has a...

Dee-M-See

Gadgets Side Bar

On my sidebar on desktop I have a clock, but the list of gadgets wont let me put a calender on ,it just appears blank can anyone tell me whats the likely cause

ronnietoon

swipe screen samsung phone

my phone has a annoying habit of unlocking it self when in say jean pockets and ringing or texting people in my phone book. is there any way of locking the swipe feature?...

Kiki-frog

Some very poor taste one-liners...

... from the bro-in-law. Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary). Got stopped...

marval

Who did it?

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the...

maggiebee

Random thoughts for a Sunday

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken. No one will win the battle...

smilingcrow

immigration, lack or strength in leaders or we british are just plain weak?

Im perplexed and its getting to a stage where I dont understand. I went to my wifes friends place who happens to be from iraq. The windows were wide open and the heating was on full blast apparently...

colinha

Human Chromosomal Number

It has recently been found that the reason that humans have two less chromosomes than other great apes is due to a merging of two chromosomes into one in the past. So we have 23 pairs not 24 as in...

zebo

HM Message Part 11

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt...

marval

Who should?

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get...

joko

auctioneeers - over rolling their rrrs?

is there a reason for this? why do so many of them do this? it kind of makes it hard to understand them, and is obviously unnatural. so is there a point to it? thanks...

EvianBaby

What the hell is this?

Just noticed this perching on a bench at work. It's like a two headed moth!! http://i1253.photobuc...ianbaby1/725461d8.jpg...

shooty

Alone again II

My wife left a piece of paper on the table that said, 'I'm leaving you because of your reading disabilities' Then she came back, She said 'I've forgoten the grocery list. Of all the things to come...

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