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bennynobrain

Starlings Messy eaters

Why are Starlings such messy eaters. They just play with the food throw it on the ground and then drop down to eat it on the ground. Aren't they scared of cats ? Surely the safest place to eat is at...
13:35 Sat 04th Feb 20127 answers, last by wildwood 21:06 Sat 04th Feb 2012
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joeystuds

connect a laptop to car

can i conect my laptop to a vauxhaull insignia or a new shape mondeo
07:19 Sat 04th Feb 20125 answers, last by joeystuds 22:54 Thu 16th Feb 2012
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billandhiscat

Lack of manners perhaps ?

We now live in a world where instead of the laborious task of writing a letter, wandering down to the box to post it, waiting some time for it to be delivered, and then waiting for a reply, we can now...
21:03 Thu 02nd Feb 201232 answers, last by ChuckFickens 20:56 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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kermit911

Can anything realy be sterile?

I read that there is a certain worm that can life in boiling water. Is there any true way that will kill any and all things (Viruses, Bacteria, Mold, Life, etc...)? What is the best way to sterilize a...
23:45 Thu 02nd Feb 201231 answers, last by wildwood 07:38 Sat 04th Feb 2012
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craft1948

Aren't kids great...................

Little Sally came home from school one day with a big smile on her face and told her Mum "Aaron Smith showed me his willy today!!!" Before her Mum freaked out, she added "It reminded me...
01:11 Sat 04th Feb 20127 answers, last by tenrec 20:50 Sat 04th Feb 2012
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smurfchops

Pearly Gates

Forty gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up GOD, saying: 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?' GOD replies...
23:34 Fri 03rd Feb 20125 answers, last by annemollie 11:57 Sat 04th Feb 2012
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Nibble

Nutty Bunny

Sheep herding Swedish bunny It's nutty, but with this weather, we need cheering up. Hang in there - I don't get it either! :-}...
23:22 Fri 03rd Feb 20124 answers, last by maggiebee 16:03 Sat 04th Feb 2012
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peashaq

Glasgow Trumpeter

Q How did the Glasgow trumpet player get rid of a weed in his garden? A He rootitoot....
01:29 Fri 03rd Feb 201220 answers, last by wildwood 07:49 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
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Philtaz

Prostate Examination

10 signs your prostate exam isn't going well; #10: Doctor: "Oops, there goes my watch again..." #9: You look on the wall to find your doctor got his MD from the University of Phoenix. #8:...
19:11 Thu 02nd Feb 20121 answer, last by wildwood 07:46 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
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starone

Martial Arts

I was standing in a bar in Barcelona minding my own business when this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. I turned and said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things,...
18:55 Thu 02nd Feb 20126 answers, last by wildwood 07:44 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
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marval

Moose

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "That's a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A...
18:23 Thu 02nd Feb 20126 answers, last by pator 15:20 Fri 03rd Feb 2012
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starone

Biker on a bridge

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"...
21:41 Wed 01st Feb 20123 answers, last by wildwood 04:39 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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Jemisa

4 to 5 inches...

While living in Scotland the weatherman said, expect 4 to 5 inches of snow tonight so park on the right side of the road so we can plow the left side. Jock's wife ran out and parked on the right side....
00:16 Thu 02nd Feb 20128 answers, last by marval 17:49 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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Jemisa

Don't Remember!

A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father. "Since I lost my virginity,"...
01:05 Thu 02nd Feb 20124 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:21 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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SteveInNOLA

Aggressive new dog.

I adopted a terrier mix that was found on the streets from a shelter 6 months ago. I brought my other dog with me to the shelter to let them meet and see if he was a good fit for our family. When the...
22:53 Wed 01st Feb 20122 answers, last by wildwood 04:28 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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AB Editor

How To Mark An Answer As "Best Answer" (Video!)

Good Morning! You've probably noticed that the "best answer" function is working now. Here's a quick video to show how you mark an answer a "best". ...
10:01 Tue 31st Jan 201212 answers, last by venator 10:06 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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sandyRoe

A question directed chiefly at the few atheists amongst us here on AB...

What fault is it in the human character that has led us, in all races, all times, and all places, to 'invent' Gods?
15:51 Tue 31st Jan 2012170 answers, last by naomi24 19:18 Mon 06th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

3 Blokes & The Devil.

Three blokes die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises. "Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the blokes. "Whatever...
13:34 Tue 31st Jan 20124 answers, last by Baldric 19:11 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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marval

Dr. Ruth

Dear Dr. Ruth, I am writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have married a sex maniac. For the past 12 years he makes love to me regardless of what I am doing. I can be ironing, cooking, cleaning,...
17:45 Tue 31st Jan 201212 answers, last by Baldric 19:21 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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starone

The Hunting Trip

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return,...
17:57 Tue 31st Jan 20125 answers, last by wildwood 21:00 Tue 31st Jan 2012

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