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Opinion on my PC please.

A friend built a PC for me some while ago and generally I am quite pleased with it. The system is : AMD Athlon II x2 250 processor. 3.01 GHz, 1.75 GB of RAM 252 GB Hard drive capacity. Do you think...

joko

Colours of a plug - red, white, black..??

I have an old soldering iron and i am going to fit plug on it - however the wires are red, black and white, rather than blue, brown and green/yellow... can anyone tell me which is which? no guessing...

CW1

Non PC owner wants to print photos

Hi, Can anyone recommend a standalone printer that'll print photos from an SD card. Cheers...

flump1

New fish behaving most odd

We are the proud owners of two silver sharks , barely two inches long . We readied the tank, had the water running for weeks before introducing new fish. We did the introduction of new fish ( bag in...

marval

The definitive explanation of marketing

This will clear up any confusion. You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a...

chrissa1

Bad News & Good News

--------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- Another touching story from the Land of Oz! A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian Coast He...

EvianBaby

Where do birds go to die?

A post on another question just made me think of this. Why do you never see dead birds (apart from the remains of those ravaged by hungry cats)? Surely the sight of a of bird that's popped it's cloggs...

bunkmoreland

pet cat torn apart by hunt

happened at the weekend .hunt lost control of their dogs and pack jumped a private fence and poor little cat paid the price . such a great sport !!

starone

The Price of Honesty

A foursome of men is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10...

maggiebee

Pubs of Scotland, England & Ireland

'Y'know' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. In St Andrews there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals, so much that when...

Jemisa

HA! HA! HA! ...

HAHAHAHAHAHA… OLD PEOPLE!!! Several days ago as I left a meeting at the council offices, I desperately gave myself a personal pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A...

rov1100

You can't take it with you

Then what's the point of gaining a lifetime of knowledge which continues up and until your death? The same could almost be said about the richest people in the graveyard....

flobadob

What is the point of billionaires?

What is the point of the world having individuals amassing billions and billions of unused money when there are so many people living in poverty? Could there not be a cut off point of even one hundred...

cupid04

A young lad..

A young lad is fretting about the size of his manhood so he looks on line for a solution. He finds a website selling penis enlargers, so he splashes out £50 on one. But when he opens the package...

tonyav

Two women.

Two women talking. 'Do you look at your husband's face when you have sex ?' 'I did once and he looked really angry.' 'Why angry ?. 'Because he was watching from the window.'...

tonyav

Door.

I held the door open for a gorgeous blonde in the pub last night. My wife said, '' You've never held the door open for me.'' I said, '' what about the time you threatened to leave.''...

Jemisa

Roger's Wedding...

Rogers Wedding Roger , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is...

perose

History

I use google chrome, how do I delete my browsing history ?

starone

Another Irish Joke

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He...

joe-jen12

How to add a percentage to a total

Hi all, Sorry for the basic question but I have no clue how to do this stuff. Say I have an amount (X) and I need to add Y% onto X, how do I do this? In other words, 33.33 + 5% - I get 33.38 but I...

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