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melv16

It's A Little...

.... known fact that Karl Marx had a sister called Onya, she invented the starting pistol.
08:42 Wed 22nd Jul 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:09 Wed 22nd Jul 2020
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zabado

Slow Cooker.

Is it safe to take a deep frozen chicken from my freezer and cook it in my slow cooker without defrosting it first?.
09:02 Sat 18th Jul 202011 answers, last by barry1010 09:05 Sun 19th Jul 2020
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zabado

Onions.

( brown onion sets )They're growing well and are green, healthy, strong and pest free, but the onions wont grow upright. They lean over and grow across the soil. So what's wrong ? thanks.
14:54 Tue 09th Jun 202026 answers, last by alavahalf 21:17 Mon 06th Jul 2020
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TheDevil

Amerikkka

Takes them months to respond to a (what was though at the time) a HCID pandemic yet at the click of the fingers police are militarised. They need to be careful. Sir William Blackstone wrote in the...
16:36 Thu 04th Jun 20205 answers, last by Tilly2 13:10 Fri 05th Jun 2020
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melv16

If You..

... someone carrying a golf club in Edinburgh they are usually going to play golf. Whereas in Glasgow...
17:46 Sat 30th May 20208 answers, last by melv16 18:19 Sun 31st May 2020
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zabado

Tomatoes.

I have some tomato plants that are only about 8 inches tall and they've already got flowers on them. Is that a sign of a good crop on it's way, or have they grown too soon and should I nip them off ?.
18:47 Sat 23rd May 20205 answers, last by zabado 14:50 Sun 24th May 2020
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bhg481

How Do You Confuse An Irishman?

How do you confuse an Irishman? Hold out a fork and a spade and ask him to take his pick....
16:19 Sat 23rd May 202024 answers, last by poorclare 18:54 Sat 23rd May 2020
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melv16

So....

... Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are to stay at home. Sounds like the world cup qualifiers to me......
13:00 Wed 13th May 20201 answer, last by zabado 15:03 Wed 13th May 2020
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melv16

She Was....

... only the Town Clerk's daughter, but she let the Borough Surveyor.
18:58 Thu 07th May 202016 answers, last by Denton 20:58 Fri 08th May 2020
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zabado

China Man.

I've just been talking to a Chinese drug addict. He said "have you seen my cocaine" ?. I said " No , not since he starred in Zulu"....
13:07 Sun 05th Apr 20205 answers, last by marval 15:43 Sun 05th Apr 2020
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bookbinder

Working From Home.

(Courtesy of the Yorkshire Post) God is walking around Yorkshire, and he is stopped by a police officer, who asks him what he is doing. He replies, "I'm working from home."...
19:49 Sat 04th Apr 20202 answers, last by zabado 08:25 Sun 05th Apr 2020
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alavahalf

Alex Salmond ..?

A Scotsman died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks....
22:07 Sat 04th Apr 20204 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 08:26 Sun 05th Apr 2020
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retrocop

Foreign Office Advice

http://www.upl.co/uploads/FO-Advice1585577587.jpg...
14:14 Mon 30th Mar 20201 answer, last by zabado 19:01 Mon 30th Mar 2020
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retrocop

Dating Agency

Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single lady with hand sanitizer for good clean fun....
09:04 Wed 25th Mar 20207 answers, last by ChillDoubt 11:33 Wed 25th Mar 2020
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Daij

Dt29257

9a Drunk prepared to be fired (6) ????E? 4d Gamble taking breather during exercise (6) ???N?E 17a Partner's issue on leaving flight (5) S?E?S 22d Mean nurse to support home (6) I?S?N? 16d Watering...
17:52 Sun 12th Jan 202011 answers, last by zabado 20:43 Sun 12th Jan 2020
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zabado

Rice.

I'm making chicken curry for tea tonight but the only rice I have is a packet of dried pudding rice, can I use this or will I have to go back to the shops.
10:06 Sat 21st Dec 20195 answers, last by zabado 11:04 Sat 21st Dec 2019
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Patsy33

Pub Name

Seen a pub that's been revamped. Looks really good, food there too. FORK n ALE.. Thought it very amusing. Can you come up with something equally witty?...
15:38 Sat 09th Nov 201918 answers, last by nescio 09:33 Mon 11th Nov 2019
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melv16

You Need...

...a labotomy like a hole in the head....
18:55 Sat 02nd Nov 20193 answers, last by Electrochem 06:53 Mon 04th Nov 2019
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Canary42

How Did You Vote In The Forthcoming General Election Poll ?

Did you answer honestly ? Did you vote tactically ? Are you likely to change your mind ? Answers on a postcard to Ed who seems obsessed with this issue. [Only joking Ed, honest]...
18:39 Fri 01st Nov 20196 answers, last by Georgiesmum 12:37 Sun 03rd Nov 2019
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zabado

Clocks.

We put the clocks back this weekend . I'd like to put my clock back to 1944 when this country had some guts.
18:16 Tue 22nd Oct 20196 answers, last by jlcm 14:35 Sat 26th Oct 2019

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