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The song "Every breath you take" by The Police had another version. I don't know what it was called or who sang it ,but the words had been changed to something like.... Every bomb you make Every life...
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zabado
I also used to date a twin, one had TB and the other had VD. I only ever made love to the one who coughed.
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Voltage
I really wish Beyonce had married Roy Castle....
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ToraToraTora
I think France are slight favourites but Croatia have shown some real grit in this tournament. Once England are out I always want to see a new team win it so I'm backing Croatia.
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zabado
Waddingtons has brought out a new version of Cludo aimed at "swingers". It seems that everybody did it in every room....
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I'm growing several types of chillies plants and they're all green, lush and growing well. But one, (which is just as green) has it's flower stems turning a pale yellow and dropping off what's wrong...
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I have a small strip of land running down the side of my house that doesn't get very much direct sunlight . Would onions grow in this area and If not what about peas & beans?. Thanks for any advice...
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Patsy33
With the Grand National coming up, I've been given a good tip. V.Neck. Heard it's a good jumper!...
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alavahalf
Three mischievous old women were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man wandered by. One of the old women yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old...
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Voltage
what do you call a sikh tightrope walker? balan-singh!...
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I have Broadband,TV & telephone supplied by Virgin media and my broadband is through fibre optic. If I have my landline telephone disconnected will I loose my broadband ?....
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When I'm abroad I email my wife by using my tablet and sending it to my own email address, she can then read the message on our desk top computer at home and of course I also get a copy of it on the...
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ChillDoubt
The worst two winters since 1945? Mike and Bernie! I’ll get me coat........
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Shaglene
The lady said to the boy, "That's a nice dog you have. What do you call it?" The boy, "Anything I like. Its deaf."...
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ethandron
Is nothing special. What are you having tonight?
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zabado
Does factor 50 gives me more protection from the sun than factor 30 or is it the other way round ?. thanks.
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Chipchopper
Q, What do you call a bird thats forgotten how to sing ?. A, A humming bird....
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zabado
What are the advantages and dis-advantages (if any) of using two sim cards in one phone ?....
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Voltage
I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board. I thought, I'll give it a go....
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Patsy33
I'm that skint, I've just opened a door on my advent calendar and a bailiff was stood there!

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