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marval
A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster Tales, £5 each." Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, "Five pounds each for lobster tails. Is that...
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zabado
When I was a kid I knew it as cuckoo or frog spit, it's a white frothy liquid under the leaves and my strawberries are covered in it. What is it and can it harm my strawb's ?. Thanks.
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paddyk
In view of the diabolical England performance last night, I don't think it's sufficient for Woy-Boy to resign....................... Us England fans will only gain any satisfaction if he commits...
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maggiebee
Flood warnings have been issued across England as the whole of Scotland pi**es themselves laughing.
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zabado
My San Marzano plum tomato plants have now produced buds and flowers and I've noticed that there seems to be a lot of buds/flowers (10 or 12) on some of the trusses. Am I going to have a bumper crop...
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cassa333
When did Diaper take over from nappy in the UK? I didn't realise it had changed and had to check where this article was from but it is a sunny sout west resort in the UK and not some soutern state in...
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Patsy33
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming...
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zabado
I don't know a lot about gardening but I know i'm supposed to feed my tomatoes when the first truss's appear. I've got liquid tomato feed that has to be diluted in the watering can but the plants...
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Patsy33
Paddy in Whetherspoon: He asks barman, "How much is a pint of lager?" Barman says, "A pint is £2 or a pitcher for £7" Paddy replies, "Give me a pint, feck the photo!"......
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zabado
How can I delete "Junk " Emails from my Amazon fire without opening them ?. Thank you....
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zabado
I've bought an Amazon fire 7 and I intend to take it with me when I visit the far east later next month. I am a member of Amazon "prime" so I can watch films at home for free. If there's free WiFi at...
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zabado
Does anyone know of a site that will show me how to say the Thai words not how they are written in Thailand....
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Gavmacp
I wish I could say that I made this up but I am just not that creative. The 5 symptoms of laziness: 1....
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zabado
I have a Nokia lumia 520. How do I download the new government app called Smart sugar. It's the one where it shows kids how much sugar is in a product by scanning the bar code. It doesn't seem to be...
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marval
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to...
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zabado
Iv'e planted out some garlic just like the instructions on the packet expecting it to weather over the winter and then grow next spring, but it has green shoots poking through the soil after only two...
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zabado
I've grown some tomatoes and some cucumbers in large containers.The containers are 4ft long 2ft wide & 18 ins deep. Can I use the same compost next year or can I dig half of it out and replace it with...
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zabado
Why " brand spanking new" ?...
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melv16
Unlucky that if I was one of Victoria Coren's triplets, I'd be the one on the bottle
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zabado
The head zoo keeper was writing a letter to another zoo keeper. It started. Dear Sir please send me two mongooses , he thought, no that can't be right and started his letter again, Dear sir please...

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