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I have grown some plum tomato plants from seed in my greenhouse and are now about 12" tall and have quite a few flower heads starting to develop. But the plant seems to have stopped growing and the...
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zabado
I have just recently retired and taken up gardening for the first time in my life, so please forgive me for what might seem like a stupid question. . . . I have planted various seeds (flowers & veg)...
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zabado
I would like to grow some cucumbers this year and I've heard that if I don't remove the male part of the flower the cucumbers will taste bitter. Is this true and if so which part of the flower is male...
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DTCwordfan
During a rain delayed cricket match, the announcer used the time to share some cricket trivia with his co-presenter. "You know who hit the most sixes between 1975 and 1985 ?. None other than Ian...
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zabado
I sent off to China for some rose seeds and they arrived two weeks later. The supplier also sent me a free gift, it was a packet of "saffi flower seeds". I'm just curious to know if anyone has heard...
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penelope2
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. Death is the number one killer in the world. Life is sexually transmitted. In the 60's people took Acid to make...
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anaxcrosswords
Just been listening to Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. Lennon was a decent song writer, but he was evidently *** at Cleudo.
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zabado
My girlfriend says I'm a stalker. . . . Well. She's not my girlfriend yet.
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marval
Why did the Electric Light Orchestra sell so many records in Leeds? Because people used to walk into the record shop and say... "Eee ello"...
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joggerjayne
I'm after a few Scottish jokes for Burns Night. So far I've got ... Where would a Scotsman store his music? On his Och Aye Pod....
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gordiescotland1
I have encountered a number of rude middle aged prissy female receptionist over the years at doctors and dentists surgeries and I am wondering why on the whole are they so uptight and draconian? And...
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Faithonal
I would like an internet host that is great and affordable that I will add documents I additionally desire it to possess an HTML publisher that is all right....
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hemangi46
which type of jokes you like most..?
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sunny-dave
"Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places." http://oi57.tinypic.com/290syza.jpg...
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anaxcrosswords
…went to work this morning really upset with me. I have this tendency to make jokes about her size. Must admit I’m feeling guilty. But I’m really going to make it up to her this evening. Have...
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marval
What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador....
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ChillDoubt
Nigel Farage has sent his warmest congratulations to Manchester City for their unwavering commitment to getting out of Europe.
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zabado
I'm looking to buy a new television and have noticed that some of them have Wifi installed. What are the advantages of buying one of these TV's. ? (help an old guy out by not being too technical)...
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Coldicote
"Mummy, what's a magpie?" "You know darling; it's a bird." "Well down at the playground they're saying it's a pie made with maggots."...
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in a mo
Teacher says make a short poem and use the word Pistol. First lad says My dad was in the Air Force ,he wore a suit of Blue, he also wore smart shiny shoe's and he had a Pistol to. 2nd lad says My dad...

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