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Who Has A Drink At Hand At The Moment?

I have a really light rose in my glass. What are you drinking? If at all.

zebo

Underlined Words

is there a reason why certain words on this website have suddenky started being underlined and aother colour, inviting me to do surveys etc. which I never do?

AndiFlatland

How To Recognise Different Types Of People

There are l0 different types of people in this world... Those who understand binary... And those who don't...

Caribeing

"celebs" Who Are A Pain"where You Have No Window"

The old saying" they are a pain where you have no window", what "celeb" do you find a pain, I'll start with Helen Mirren always playing on the Queen scenario!!...

paulllambert

Paddy Opens A Fast Food Restaurant

The phone rings on opening night. Paddy: hello Michael: hello, do you sell pizza? Paddy: we do Michael: what toppings do you have? Paddy: we do cheese, tomato, mushrooms, ham, salami, pepperoni and...

anneasquith

David Cameron ?

david Cameron, now I understand, its all about THE OIL, man up and agree to a live tv debate.

berniecuddles

Irish Voice Mail

Murphy said to Paddy, "what the hell are you doing talking into envelope", Paddy said "I'm sending a voice mail bejesus how tick r ya...!!!...

hellywelly4

Salamander

Once again, brilliant and thoroughly enjoyed. However - the photo of three people, presumably the mastermind of the robbery, his wife and daughter was subtitled as being in 1944. If that was the case,...

Butterbun

Thought For The Day

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Tilly2

On Pointless, Last Night They Had Round Concerning 100 Favourite Bbc Sitcoms.

Let's see if we can name 100. I'll start with Porridge....

anotheoldgit

Are The Parents Of This 16 Year Old Being Far Too Tolerant?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2565640/So-let-YOUR-16-year-old-marry-barman-met-holiday-These-parents-did-tearing-family-apart.html...

emmie

Emmerdale

for a little village there is an awful lot going on, morals of alley cats, and more thievery than bankers in the City....

TWR

Six-O-Clock News.

Couple lose their case regards Bedroom Tax ( Not sure of their names) Bloody marvelous British stupid law! Why, only this week basds that murder someone try to appeal that their H.R has been infringed...

marval

Feeling Punny?

What do you call a musician who steals sheet music? A clef-to maniac. An instructor at an ice cream parlour is a sundae school teacher. I simply must find a new podiatrist. My podiatrist has developed...

DTCwordfan

Why Is It That Many Folk Can't Spell 'independence' Correctly?

Question is in the title. Any others that get you on here? 'Your' or 'Youre' for 'You are' or 'you're' bug me too........

Caribeing

Curling! Must Be The Most Boring Sport Ever

Curling, especially on telly most boring sport, should put it on late good cure for insomnia!!

sandyRoe

So Americans Don't Live In A Country Where The Streets Are Paved With Gold...

"President Obama is calling on Congress to raise the federal minimum wage from $7.25 to $10.10. And the President has taken the first step by signing an Executive Order raising the minimum wage for...

dustypuss

Manchester United

What the similarity between women bra's and Manchester united. Answer. They have one heck of a lot of support for a load of T1Ts...

Leahbee5

Math Help

Without graphing, determine whether the following system would have one solution, no solution, or an infinite number of solutions. 3x + y = 6 2x - y = 3/2...

NoMercy

Weird Sandwiches You Just Love...

I am rather partial to a fishfinger and tartare sauce sandwich or surimi crabstick and salad cream. I really wish someone would invent a salted caramel chocolate spread? What are your weird sandwich...

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