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One Of The Best News Of 2014 , So Far

A new series of Only Fools & Horses is to return to our screens . Loveley Jubbley...

School

The kindergarten class had settled down to its colouring books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons.” "Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I...

mosword

Edinburgh Tattoo

I've never been to the Tattoo and it is about time I did. Any advice? We live in the West Midlands and can't decide on doing a coach/hotel/Tattoo trip with the like of Shearings or go by train and...

anotheoldgit

School Gives Pakistani Children Two Weeks Off During A School Term.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533095/School-85-pupils-Asian-gives-children-two-week-October-half-term-visit-Pakistan-families.html How do you feel about this, when you yourself are...

Ninnynanny

Answers Are Alcoholic Drinks

Clues are: 1. Infant is a fake. 2.Sturdy. 3.Is this a bit odd? 4.Have this in the evening in Australia. 5.Tall sphere. Thank you for any help....

ferlew

Can't think of a more suitable category. Watching a programme about Australia, and they mentioned the name of a place. I thought, "that can't be right" so did a google search of what I thought I had...

chokkie

Visits To The Usa

Hi, and I hope all ABers out there had a great Christmas. We've just booked a holiday to the States (New York) for next October but can't remember whether or not we need a visa. When we visited...

quizzywig

Death Comes To Pemberley

Being a big Jane Austen fan, I read the book when it first came out - good storyline but did not like P D James style, so I wasn't sure about the tv mini series especially after seeing the trailers....

beezaneez

Virgin Tv Is Crap For The Price We Pay . Advise On Internet Only Please

we have been with virgin for 4-6 years , we all use mostly internet in the house, we rarely use tv only for child when she watches peppa pig before she goes to school, we have unlimited internet,...

beezaneez

Chicken Casserole, Nice And Easy Recipe.

i have loads of chicken fillets, i have chicken bovril, herbs, tomatoes tinned , garlic, and a bag of tesco mixed casserole vegetables. give me some ideas. thanks...

tamborine

Defensive Weapon

What do you have a defensive weapon against intruders into your home ?

Tilly2

Wasted Foodstuff

Did you buy any foodstuff for Christmas that didn't actually get eaten on Christmas day or Boxing Day? Have you had to throw anything out?...

knowabit

Downton Abbey...

Bit boring isn't it!

cupid04

Why Is............

Q] Why is sex with your husband a bit like eating Brussels sprouts? A] It's not something you look forward to but at least it's only once a year!...

Steve.5

Its Turning Into A Funny Old World ;

I've just seen the news about Muslim staff in M&S refusing to sell alcohol. Whatever next? Christian staff in B&Q refusing to sell nails and wood? in the Good Friday sales...

VHG

The Stupidity Of Some People

Total madness http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-25490619...

sunny-dave

Sherry ...

Dave : "What would you like to drink" Visitor : "Have you got a sherry?" Dave : "I've got a vintage fino (dry as a bone, lovely with ice) a dry oloroso (robust, almost medicinal, aromatic flavours) a...

anneasquith

Homeland.

awe :(

magicmick

Canadian Joke

A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts up a conversation with a Texan in a bar. The Texan says 'where are you from? ' The Newfie says 'do you know where New York is?' The Texan says 'sure I know NY.'...

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