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Inappropriate questions

Have you ever been asked one? I have, many years ago when I returned to work after my husbands funeral, the office lothario who was in his fifties, ugly and dribbled asked me "Does this mean you...

marval

How many members of the Tate family belong to your church? There is old man Dic Tate, who wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro Tate tries to change everything. Their sister-in-law Agi Tate stirs up...

Tilly2

Pointless Jackpot

I would have won the jackpot last night. I said Colin Dexter. Oh well!

DTCwordfan

Poor Gromit - send him your condolences.

He lost big time, Gromit, your beloved "Two Jags" Prezzer. Send him back to the gorgeous, pounting Pauline - or maybe he could shack with that economy destroyer, Gordie Broon? Where shall we...

anotheoldgit

Was it right to name this celebrity?

http://www.dailymail....sex-abuse-arrest.html Was it right to name Dave Lee Travis, in the Jimmy Saville paedophile investigation? After all there seems little proof that he was guilty of nothing more...

Mammar

I Need Chocolate!

The problem is. . . I have no "legitimate" chocolate in the house, only 2 chocolate oranges that are wrapped up Xmas prezzies on top of the wardrobe. I live alone so there's no-one here to...

Jeza

I am getting really bored with Emmerdale.

Sarah, Chas, Debbie. What do you think?

rabet

Absence notes

Where is everyone tonight? Explanations please, with absence notes signed by your great-grandfather, secret lover, Madam, etc.

Duncer

Shopping At Iceland?

http://www.thedailyma...-esteem-2012111549138...

chakka35

Is this why Americans took Mitt seriously?

I couldn't understand why even a few Americans could even consider the plainly potty Mitt as a potential President when you look into the breathtakingly stupid things that Mormons believe. But then I...

marval

Don't you just love kids.

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the little...

malagabob

Positions

We tried it in all positions Round the back. On the side. Up against the wall. But came to the conclusion the only place for the shed was at the bottom of the garden....

zebo

Car Hire Warning

When we picked up our fully paid-up rental car at Denver airport, the details were done on an electronic hand set. In the past, with paper contracts, we were asked if we wanted the extra insurances...

carrust

Books & their authors

Unsuccessful lion taming.......Claude Balls Russian Wrestling.......Itor Abollockoff Broken Windows.....Eva Brick Any more???...

plowter

Whatever happened to energy-generating pavements?

Whatever happened to those energy-generating pavements? The ones where each footstep was supposed to generate enough energy to run street lights and stuff.

Jemisa

Have you read...?

Have you read Ben Elton's 'Two Brother's'? I've heard such a lot about it lately I thought I'd buy it for the men in my life as a xmas pressy. Is it good? jem...

lynbrown

Who is she?

There was a lady in the royal box tonight at the Remembrance service sitting next to Prince Michael of Kent. It wasnt his wife or his sister Alexandra. Anyone know who she is?