Bradley Walsh, the quizmaster, on The Chase programme, is an excellent game show host with a great sense of humour who really adds value to the programme and I like him very much, but I do wish that...
As our colonial are never satisfied with what we gave them, they inevitably re-invent nouns for everyday objects. This may make the simplest tasks more interesting but it does cause for some mighty...
Quite peaky, this pissed Adonis comes round promptly(9) Numb butts not welcomed by go-ahead types(4,4) Poet "doing a Gordon"?(7) Tactlaess girl's puncturing sad, loveless erection(10)
1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in the rubbish. 3. Remove puppy from the rubbish and brush coffee grounds from puppy's nose. 4. Choose a...
I've given up, I need to seek help!
8Down Saint Bernard returned on Sabbath with other holy types. _ O _ T
I know I'll feel a total idiot when I get the answer!...
Corny but fun These are very corny but may cause you to smile! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message -...
Well, being honest, I lie awake next to a snorer. Can anyone recommend some decent earplugs? I bought some foam type things from Boots that you compress and then stick in your ear before they expand...
Have just finished watching the repeat of the first episode of Midsomer Murders with Neil Dudgeon. The opening scene shows DC Jones showing his new boss around the town, including a walk over the...
A teacher asks her class if they're Arsenal fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Ok, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "Westham United miss ." "Why's...
What would you do with it? Just say you saw a ticket laying on the floor somewhere public,maybe a pub or shop - picked it up and stuck it in your pocket. then you get home and check the numbers....and...
A third of 16-23 year olds don't know it comes from pigs. A third don't know where milk comes from and...and...only two thirds knew that eggs came from chilckens. Not so much a question as a 'sheesh'...
A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in...
This is a long shot, does anyone have access to the SA version of Ancestry, Ancestry24.com? I'm trying to find the details of the death of a distant relative. Fingers crossed!
Two blokes were in a pub , and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed some bloke on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you £10 if...
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home...