A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."...
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-separate-households-banned-from-meeting-up-in-greater-manchester-east-lancashire-and-parts-of-west-yorkshire-12039473 Today is the start of Eid , what will it...
Nearly every time I log in to my TSB bank account, I have to receive a security code either on landline or mobile before I gain access to my account. When this first started happening, I was told that...
Went into a Kingston on Thames newsagent yesterday, man in front of me didn’t have a mask, lady behind me didn’t have a mask. Guy behind counter had one, as did I, but he didn’t say a word to them....
An acquaintance told me, he was off to a fancy dress party to night. I said "well what are you going as, what on earth are you supposed to be ?" He then told me he was going as an island off the coast...
Answers Elizabeth the third, Edward the first Elizabeth the 1st William the fifth Charles the second Wherever do they get these contestants from I think this is the worst quiz for competitors most are...
Was just reminded of this abomination by someone. What was that pink custard all about? What was in it? Even the yellow lumps were preferable. And while I'm here, a special mention for the sadistic...
A few weeks back I sowed an area of the garden with a "seed mix of cottage garden flowers". Its been interesting watching the different flowers unfold over the weeks but there's one I just cant put my...
Who is going to watch Dambusters this afternoon to see if it has been dubbed?
I have the DVD version which might become collectable , offers on Ebay....
I’m sure when I wert lad people gave away unwanted goods. Now they sell them on eBay. What happened? In Denmark, in my sister’s commune (local council area), on one day each year folk left unwanted...
I am 62 and if I was in a vulnerable group there is no way I would expect the young to suffer impending economic meltdown heading our way just so I can add a few years to my life. And if I did get it...
I was watching a snail in my garden, not really built for speed are you I thought ?. That big 'ol shell is not exactly aerodynamic is it ? Okay lets lose the shell for starters. I took off its...
The man who was arrested for peeping into a nudist camp has been charged for an indecent behavior offence, has been named as 36 year old Seymore Butts from Huddersfield.
related to a thread in news, ok they can fire a policeman but surely if he's paid into a pension they cannot take that away?? By what mechanism is that possible?...