A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin ....................................... and tonic." The bartender says "What's with the big pause?" The bear replies, looking...
My son is 16 this w/e and he's having a party at home. The boys will be drinking beer (in moderation) but what can I give the girls (most of which are only 15) which will get them in the mood without...
I have not been very well with depression and cant get motivated to go out - I live on my own - I was wondering is there anything interesting to do on the computer. Apart from reading news etc. Thanks...
Should the management be told to act as posties for one week using their new pegasus system to see if it is workable before hoisting it on the workers?
Evening All. I hope you are all well this grey and miserable morning. Five things of note: 1. The Evening Editor is definitely real - and no, the evening editor is not Dot! 2. We should have a New...
How come when your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, All her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations ! But none of them rub your cock and say well done ?
A feisty game old bird like moi? the not so old but dead funny DEN, smutty and funny crafty, saucy Salla, funny lttle reenkins, sqad with his 'take' on life in general, the very flirty Yogi, the...
This young and pregnant girl has mild learning difficulties. She and her fiance plan to marry before their baby is born in January. However, the authorities are going to take the baby away after it's...
From your grandma's? Are they stuck in a timewarp? or are they progressive? Do you share views on marriage, money, racism? Do the harp on about how chicken don't taste like chicken and back in my day...
Noddy is 60 yrs old this week, Happy Birthday mate, only 3 yrs younger than me so tony you will have to trade me in for a younger model...sob!!!! But it isn't this that has devastated me , Oh No,!!!!...
I heard on the radio last night that Katie Price has been nominated as Mother of the Year!!!!!!!!! What a f*****ing joke. I shall be sooo angry if she wins it.
I am watching last nights show and found the 2 Irish boys performance rather disturbing and not as funny as I thought it was going to be! What were their mentors thinking? I know that Louis Walsh is...