as daughter of the year! We had been discussing Christmas arrangements earlier, she has just phoned me and said, Mum instead of you cooking and doing everything as you do each year to make sure we...
A girl calls her mother, Mum I'm getting a divorce. A divorce ? Why ?' The mother asks shocked, ' Mum all he wants is bum sex. I used to have a lovely little bum hole the size of a 5 pence piece. Now...
Just had a chicken roast.....Now going for a walk along the cliff to walk it off.....What have you done today to keep your weight down?..Hi zzxxee, howya diddlin'? x
ive had my basic hours cut from 40 to 32 to save the company money. as 3 people have decided to leave im now back to working a 40 hour week. however this is classed as 32 basic and 8 overtime.my...
My youngest - 12 - was invited to a party for a friends birthday - sleepover from 4 yesterday, swimming this afternoon and back to girls house after. I didn't allow her to go to sleepover as I don't...
Hi there, I have recently been thinking that I'd quite like to do Au Pair work in France, but of course I will need experience with children for this. I don't have any professional experience with...
My stats say 127 questions posted... (128 inc this one now!) and only 1 removed!!!! and 924 answers - with none removed OK - so its a bit of a boring topic for a Friday afternoon.. but I thought it...
I am having Morrisons finest Cumberland sausages, boiled baby potatoes, baked beans, saurkraut and Beetroot. All healthy bar the sausages which just taste great. Warming food that is what autumn is...
Hello, my cousin is due to have a baby December 18th and she has asked me for some name suggestions, and well i can't think of any! She doesn't know weather its a boy or girl, and she already has...
Hi pet, yours was a good thread and I am sorry it was ruined, never mind, you will be here a lot longer than the perpatrator, see yo soon with your lovely chirpiness
Bobbi x...
I am running a charity race in 2 weeks time and will be running in a French Maids outfit. I have bought a dress and my wife has made an apron and sewn some lace onto the dress so it looks pretty good...
Wonder if anyone can help. I've just heard a great song on the radio, and it didn't say who sang it. It's a country and western song, and in the chrous are the words 'we went down by the river'. It's...
say something spontaneous and exciting i'll start
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plughole (what did you think i was gonna say)...
Good evening everyone one on the Answer Bank I am G.NOME your new editor and I'll be keeping an eye on on the Answer Bank over the weekends from now on. I hope you are all having a nice and relaxing...
as you are entering the road the guy in the first house must park about 3 cars there and with cars parked opposite it is impossible to see whats comeing around the corner as you entre the street
have you ever wanted to talk to someone bout something but know you can never? never ever. well, okay maybe not never, maybe its a choice. it is a choice. its kinda like outta sight outta mind. dont...