Piranha In Todays Sun Newspaper

[hammerman]

Anyone read this rag today, especially the dreadful headline about a PIRANHA blocking someones sewer in the UK.

After tales of meat eating destruction this fish can bring about, they show a photo of the vicious fish laying dead on the grass only to reveal a totally harmless Tilapia, an African Cichlid.

Hahahahahaha

[excelsior-1]

you obviously knew there was something fishy about that story then

[hammerman]

I wasn't being koi, i've been carping on about this for a while now !!!!

[excelsior-1]

LOL

[hammerman]

I love this Plaice sometimes

[Graham-W]

I heard the Tilapia arrived by motorpike.

[hammerman]

It was sitting in the sidecarp

Cod this is awful !!!!!

[excelsior-1]

-fin-

[hammerman]

Think this thread is turning into a load of Pollocks !!!!

[Svejk]

did they rod it out.

[scorpiojo]

You're obviously a dab hand at puns

[excelsior-1]

this could development into a tench situation

[excelsior-1]

there is still an oppor-tuna-ty for more puns here

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Nah. Let it flounder

[tonyav]

Don't knock it of it's Perch.

[excelsior-1]

oh, now wait just a minnow......

[slinky.kate]

I am going to my KIPper soon.

[askyourgran]

Cod help us,anything to Rays a laugh.

[Svejk]

started out ruff but ended up brill.

[Chipchopper]

One talipia its only one talipia one talipia its only one talipia.....