finish the saying...

[stokemaveric]

you know when you are getting old when...

[stokemaveric]

my son showed me his bald patch this morning....

[RATTER15]

your wet dreams and dry farts turn into dry dreams and wet farts.

[cupid04]

you can't do what you used to do all night!

[funnygirl]

When you'd rather stay in than have a night out with the girls!!!

[steg]

.....................You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

[RATTER15]

you start praying for rain in the summer because the gardens need it.

[snags]

What was the question again?

[redman41]

My wife is mad at me. I told her she had a run in her nylons, but she wasn't wearing any.

[cupid04]

that's selective hearing.

[slinky.kate]

that cost????????,what a waste of money.

[paddywak]

when you tell, the kids to turn the music down because it's just noise not like the proper music we listened to as kids

[tigerlelly]

Your get up and go has got up and gone.

[stokemaveric]

and you go to bed and the mrs smells of ralgex spray instead of your favourite perfume....

[mccfluff]

when you start saying "i remember the original version"

[craft1948]

your teeth smile at you from a glass............

[woofgang]

kida sk you what it was like in the olden days and they mean the sixties

[China Doll]

You question the age of anyone who walks in the bar around the age of 18 and decide you'd never have served them when you were working in a bar ten years ago.

[EngTeach]

bus drivers, policemen and teachers look like they should be wearing diapers, yet they are in these jobs anyway.

[Answerprancer]

...your broad mind and narrow hips swap places.