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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Lie-in King]

Did someone mention cake?..

[Baldric]

What's Australia?

[maggiebee]

2b or not 2b is it a quiz or a crossword - I think it's half past three.

[WELSHYORKIE]

After boiling said hamsters with 4 kg of sugar, pour in a hole in the garden and wait for the tulips to grow. We all know you get tulips from hamsterjam

[Kiki-frog]

Reported

[Kiki-frog]

Banned

[rowanwitch]

here is todays menu

starters delicate shavings of parmesan on wafer thin perfectly smoked ham from my own smokery
prawns in thai sauce caught this morning on my private beach by Pogo the houseboy
or dodo liver pate from a secret valley on mauritius

Mains

Roast vegetable and Goat cheese tart cheese comes from rare breed albino pygmy goats

roast sirloin of beef with barolo and garlic saUCE SEASONAL VEGETABLES

line caught salmon with baby new potatoes in dill butter chantenay carrots and petits pois

Desserts assorted icecreams gateaux and cheeseboard

Wine from the wine list....

[WELSHYORKIE]

£30? and how much without your teeth?

[Traci66]

I just stepped out to do the ironing.

[rowanwitch]

My husband was attacked by a large group of angry blue tits he is now frightened to go outside. They live in a rhubarb plant outside the kitchen and they are all different colours

[Bambiagain]

What can I make for my tea with butter, gravy powder and a few mouldy raspberries?

[funnygirl]

Is it Monday today?

[FredPuli43]

Is this thread longer than that one on white dog poo, or has there been a longer one?

[sunny-dave]

Whine of the Week Club

This week I have been enjoying a quite perky little 'moan' from the south side of La Riviere d'Olgit - unfortunately the Chateau G'romit seems to have disagreed rather badly with it ...

[rowanwitch]

Has anyone bought the new LG 674x3iii moonshine or should I buy the samsung megagalaxypaintbook449

[EcclesCake]

If you get an email from Prince Eric of Bikini Fast-Off telling you have £32,744,912.45 waiting for collection and you only have to pay an admin fee of £46,392,093.12.

Ignore it, it's a scam.

[rowanwitch]

Mark as best answer What college course about computers in bangalore

[DTCwordfan]

Spacestation Sighting Over UK This Evening.

Tonights sighting of ISS exploding 10 25 pm for 6 minutes W departing finally E

[WELSHYORKIE]

They peel them with their metal knives he he he he he he,

[Mamyalynne]

Thanks Mark.