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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[rowanwitch]

I don't get on with my sister as she slept wiv my blokeand had a baby by him my mum says I shud live and let liv cos she slept wiv him too an it is me he loves cos he don't hit me as hard as he hits his ex. He is a good dad and always brings the little ones a bag of chips when he comes round fora sh@g

[EcclesCake]

and your question is???

[Sipowicz]

Is it time for my biscuit?

[Mamyalynne]

Am I being petty, I bought some silk flowers from Ebay and they have no fragrance, should I claim compensation?

[Kiki-frog]

A bit off-topic, but Eccles, did you ever get your sweetcorn problem sorted?

[slaney]

Never heard of it.

[rowanwitch]

Oi don't talk to me like Im an idiot cos I come on ere for advice its a question and answer site innit and just answer and stop bein a smartarse shoud I give him anuvver chance or should I go out with his dad

[EcclesCake]

yeah, but I don't like crab.

[sunny-dave]

I am writing a PhD on "social aspects of self-love in fluffy things" ... is there anyone on here with experience they would like to share?

[missnemesis]

I want to go out with friends but my wicked step mother makes me stay home and do housework all the time. Do you think I will ever get to go to the ball?

[rowanwitch]

well you deserve it people like you don't realise you could kill someone I hope they put you inside

[Charity]

My mother has been in a care home for 10 minutes - can I rent her bungalow to a crack dealer?

[EcclesCake]

I'd shag the BF's Dad before committing to a deep and meaningful overnight relationship.

Take things slowly....

[Sipowicz]

Does my bum look big in this?

[missnemesis]

Would anyone like to hear me play the banjo? I have a youtube link somewhere.......gimme a minute I'll go find it.

[rowanwitch]

People say I am a hypochondriac but I think I have died of Van mettersons chorea

[vivandorron]

On page 5 of this thread, I forgot what I intended to say.

In order therefore that I should be up-to-date with matters, will someone please summarise events in this thread; particularly, from page 5 onwards.? !!

Ron.☺☺☺

[craft1948]

I've met a nice man whose wife died more than 10 minutes ago. He's a bit ugly but has a nice house. Should I move in and kill his children?

[maggiebee]

I thought it was the blue moon of Kentucky but it turns out I'm in Cambodia

[Lie-in King]

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