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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[rowanwitch]

I am 86 and I haven't hada period for ages do you think I could be pregnant

[Mamyalynne]

If you have been watching 3D films, yes

[mazie]

Yes I do. Go and see a doctor

[Lie-in King]

This was delivered to me instead of my neighbour - do I own up or get bladdered?

https://shop.glenfidd...dich-50-Year-Old.html

PS Is it stealing, cos I never stole nothing before I'm really honest

PPS Does it go nice with Diet Coke?

[missnemesis]

are they really mamya's arms?

[Kiki-frog]

I really can understand how you feel. I've wanted that myself on many occasions. But the fact is, it's illegal.

[Mamyalynne]

Maj....Tizer

[rowanwitch]

my husband spends all evening watching embroidery programmes I find this really wierd why can't he watch porn like everyone else

[Mamyalynne]

MissN....No

[Mosaic]

My budgies won't dance for me - what have I done wrong?

[WELSHYORKIE]

Yes, mam, those wellies with the sheepholders on the front

[netibiza]

I think it cost 6d.

[rowanwitch]

Good morning everyone there is weather here

[Mamyalynne]

My rabbit has laid an egg, should I boil or poach it?

[WELSHYORKIE]

I thought I had crabs but as they go straight up and down are they lobsters?

[jno]

I am not a violent person at all and have never been in any trouble but this guy looked at me outside the pub and I cut him up with a chainsaw. Will this be reduced to ABH?

[Mosaic]

I have a recent conviction for GBH and caused the fall of Northern Rock. will this prevent me from visiting Florida next week?

[Kiki-frog]

I hope it works out for you, I really do. Good luck. And let us know how you get on. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Bambiagain]

theirs this lad at wurk i reely fancy. He wont look me in the face and if i speek to hmi he turns away and ignors me. is he shy or just playing hard to get?

[funnygirl]

I'm hungry what can I eat??? What do people taste like I'm thinking of trying cannibalism!