Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[mazie]

LOL

[Mosaic]

...and then he broke wind in the jacuzzi, could I be pregnant?

[Kiki-frog]

I've just read this thread backwards to where I last looked at it. I laughed a lot. Is this normal?

[Messi_Ten]

I've been trying to solve this all day, please help!!!

I live above a star but never burn. I have 11 neighbours but they never turn. My initials are P Q and R and sometimes S. What am I?

[factor-fiction]

^Reported

[Baldric]

School's out..........for summer

[tenrec]

Keep up Messi!

[Sipowicz]

And you believed him?

[Traci66]

Is it normal to get this dizzy.

[shoota]

I don't mean to be rude but, what the f&%k are you talking about you b£%%dy w*&^%r!

[funnygirl]

Trigger..... careful!

[mccfluff]

i'm on a plain, i can't complain

[mazie]

I've just eaten chocolate and feel much better :o)

[ladybirder]

Me dog as shuck me cat and now me cat is stiff and cold. It only apend last weak but it ain't moving innit. Shud i take it to the vet?

[shoota]

Anybody know what this plant is?

[factor-fiction]

Last few:

17ac Any primate of the family which includes modern man.(7) (h?m?n?d)
31ac Having a related or similar poition, structure,etc.(10) (?o?o?oe?s) 3
2ac A method, pattern or rule for doing or producing something.(7) (?o??a?a)
7d-conventional (????e???a?
43d-silly behaviour(10) t?????????
36d-common remark (9) ?l???????
61a- subconcious influence (10) ???l?????
8710 across oppossed to the conservative with ringlet being timed \i think it is against the something 5 letters
13 across reeling I scattered underwear and nightclothes ?i???t?e
20 across in the kent area remedy making us shaky r?s???r?
8 down inenthusiastic man friendly ??????r?
25 across consolation for male entering county next to stronghold c???o??
28 across unon leader embarassed after opening dared to go ?e???r??
5 across shoe, small a new boy returned sorry no letters d-treated frivuously (7) ?a????d
105d)Bag carried on shoulders (8)
114d) 1995 dong by Bjork; a woman's name (6)
117 Concerning the sovereign (9)
121d) Beauty treatments (4,5)
131d) Associated group eg doctors (5)
200d) Thin slice of semiconducting material (5)
211d) Following legal system (9)
233) Peristome (anag) - to play for time (9)
331) Give formal approval (6)
332) Look for the woman - from Dumas's expression (8,2,5)
3333) Rising rapidly (5)
22ac Loud confused noises,as of a crowd, Commotions.(7) (T?m?l?s)
346) Salvaged ferrous metal (5,4)
3467) (Working) unseen (6,3,6)
4444) Pin down in a place (8)
525) Fitting or consonant (9)
17) The song of - - - , poem by longfellow (8)
21) Fasten together (4)
22) Daniel - - - , writer (5)
180a, groteque, a?t?c
104a, reynard the fox bear, b?u??. is this bruin?
244d, pink potato, p?n?i??
191a, gems flat base, c?l?t
246a, UAE, formerly tr?c?a? states
259d, abominations, e???s

More to follow

[missnemesis]

It's not flied lice, it's fried rice, you plick!

[EcclesCake]

121d sack cloth