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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[EcclesCake]

Can anyone suggest how I can fill four hours on a Friday afternoon?

[naomi24]

Custard anyone? ;o)

[mccfluff]

with cement

[Lie-in King]

I live cement

[sunny-dave]

It's either AB or four hours of wild sexual ecstasy ...

[jno]

aren't they the same thing, sunny dave?

[Barmaid]

Just sue them and have done with it.

[missnemesis]

Where there's blame there's a claim.

[vivandorron]

Fred....Sorry to go off the subject matter..... What is the significance of 'Puli43'?.

Ron.

[sunny-dave]

I have to watch my pulse rate at my age jno ... and AB is far too exciting ...

[Charity]

I left a porkchop on the windowledge in the downstairs toilet a month ago will it still be safe to eat?

[rowanwitch]

a bit like llamas only smaller and fluffier

[Sipowicz]

There's been a change: They broke the chalice from the palace! and replaced it with a flagon with a dragon. The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

[rowanwitch]

the fallen madonna with the big boobies

[sunny-dave]

I vill zay zis ernly vurnce ...

[rowanwitch]

good moaning

[mccfluff]

LIK i'm setting murph on you

[Sipowicz]

Bloody foreigners!

[vivandorron]

Charity....Stop telling porkies when folk are being serious.

Ron

[rowanwitch]

snigger.....