Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[missnemesis]

But don't you have staaaaf to do that for you?

[rowanwitch]

reported

[tenrec]

How do I get blood stains out of the carpet. TIA

[Charity]

As a child I was thrashed to sleep everynight with a broken bottle and it never did me any harm.

[missnemesis]

DTH?

[rowanwitch]

With a large soft bap

[sir.prize]

Where's Leggy?

[missnemesis]

Not anymore I'm not! Cheers triggs :-P

[Charity]

I don't agree with your answer to my question but don't have a reasonable argument so I am right! End of!

[rowanwitch]

just spat tea all over my keyboard

[Sipowicz]

.....so she said "What's the idea of coming home half pi$$ed" and I said "I ran out of money"!

[Bambiagain]

I came onto this site to get a sensible answer and all I get is abuse and stupid remarks. You aren't helping at all.

[missnemesis]

But that's where faith comes into it.

[craft1948]

(Don't mention owls)

[rowanwitch]

The slave trade why can't you discuss it without dismissing it

[sunny-dave]

Is anyone else watching Corrie - I think that Ena and Stan Ogden are probably sh*gging beind the cafe whilst Mr Swindley is dogging ...

< ps I know it isn't real >

[missnemesis]

Loser, loser.

Yes me too :(

[mccfluff]

i have a tin of sweetcorn amd half an open tin of sweetcorn, what can i do with it