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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Barmaid]

My personal favourite is to smear it with butter, stick an onion up its bum and roast for a couple of hours.

[Charity]

I'm having an affair with a married man. He can't leave his wife because he has children/a joint mortgage/a holiday booked/his cake and eat it.
Will this have a happy ending?

[rowanwitch]

Awwww has one of your chooks passed away Barmaid?

[Barmaid]

lol no Rowan, although if they carry on misbehaving as they are that unhappy day may be getting closer...........

[Mick-Talbot]

For Funks Sake can we now get back on topic ?

[Sipowicz]

Run that one by me again!

[Kiki-frog]

Bloody hell, is this thread still running?

[sunny-dave]

I am currently seeing six women I met via a question and answer site - I visit them alternately on my motorbike - do you think they will ever find out about each other?

Max Varadero

[rowanwitch]

I recently had an affair with a celebrity footballer but there is a court injunction preventing him being named this is really unfair as I only slept with the ugly little git so I could sell the story. Would I be breaking the law if I used a similar name without naming him.

[rowanwitch]

I want to be on the Jeremy KYle show but I am not fat enough nor do I have enough tattoos. I do have seven kids by different blokes and my boyfriend says he will ask for a dna test to make me happy would I get on do you think

[EcclesCake]

Four hours of sexual ecstasy? I don't know that many men!

[vodkancoke]

Who or what is a Knobby?

[sunny-dave]

Only in the short skirt which rolls up over your thighs when you walk ... visible piercings might help

[rowanwitch]

dunno 15 mins each its only 16 maybe a few more if you don't make them stop to take their socks off

[sunny-dave]

Who mentioned men ... ;+)

[rowanwitch]

True there is always the Fluff method

[EcclesCake]

15 minutes??? You've been blessed Rowan!

[Bambiagain]

So i was at this party see and there was a bloke ther fansied me and my bloke didnt like it and the bloke what fansied me giv me a drink and my bloke was mad and he giv the bloke the one what fansied me a bluddy nose and th polise was called and my blokes bin arrested and hes neve dun nuffing lkie it before but they says hes being dun for it its not rite so wot i want to know is culd he go inside for it cos if he culd then im free to see the other bloke the one wot fansied me cos hes reely fit

[Charity]

What's that smell?

[naomi24]

Rowan, maybe you should ask Jeremy for a lie detector test too. :o)