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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[EcclesCake]

If I go for the cherry everyone will KNOW I'm gay......

[Bambiagain]

Does anyone know how to clean spaghetti bolognse out of a keyboard?

[tenrec]

Ken Dodd's dead dad's dog's dead.

[tonyav]

Ladbrooks or William hill ?

[tenrec]

Bambi put it in the dishwasher.

[craft1948]

I've asked for a younger delivery man from Waitrose...............is this classed as sexual harrassment?

[humbersloop]

Hannee takers for a grand by 21.00 hrs?

[Charity]

Since I brought Fifi home from the cattery my Tom keeps messing on the carpet. My friend said he's doing it to assert his dominance but he's never behaved like this before in the all years we've been married.

[DTCwordfan]

West Penwith Man from St Just goes to the railway terminus in Penzance, heavy Carrnish dialect.

"I'd like a return ticket please?"

"Where to, Sir?"

"Here of course, you daft buqqer...."

[Bambiagain]

No, Craft, it's ageism.

[tenrec]

Who is this Mark that keeps getting the best answer?

[humbersloop]

Ladbrooks. C'mon, let's see your money soul boy.

[askyourgran]

Cradle snatching or cougarism Craft.

[Bambiagain]

I reckon we'll make 1000 before midnight where I am, and that's only 11 UK time.

[Traci66]

MaKe it 20.30 Humber and you're on.

[tonyav]

Can I have it each way, hippy chick ?

[tenrec]

What is the prize for the 1000th post?

[Traci66]

All the virtual money in the pot tenrec.

[Bambiagain]

Could I have it in Euros?

[tenrec]

I had virtual sex the other day - could I be pregnant?