Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[humbersloop]

Nope, 21.00 it is.

No you can't, straight win, but you can do it tax paid on.

Now share nicely tenrec...

[Traci66]

You can have it in chocolate buttons if you want bambi.

[tonyav]

Ok then sloopy, on the nose tax paid.

[tenrec]

It's ok I'm not a betting man.

[ladyalex]

M&S two dine in for a tenner...yum yum.

[Bambiagain]

Virtually

[Mamyalynne]

I need a stockist of Tartan wool in Huddersfield area.

[tenrec]

MacYorkie.

[Bambiagain]

Oh, goody! I love chocolate buttons. You can't get them here.

[tonyav]

I am looking for a new bubble for my spirit level.

[ladyalex]

My first car was a Fiat 500. My pal said she had more power in her sewing machine.

[tenrec]

Tony they are in the cellar next to the long stand.

[humbersloop]

Hello, I am an apprentice mechanic and the gaffer sent me to stores this morning to get a chip for the windscreen. Am I being bullied?

[tenrec]

O and the striped paint.

[askyourgran]

And black and white checked cotton.

[Psybbo]

Tony, I am looking a spirit for my bubble, should we meet?

[Bambiagain]

Can you tell me where I can buy some elbow grease?

[tonyav]

The gaffer sent me up the stores and said tell the storeman you want a long weight !

[tonyav]

sibton, we seem to be a perfect match.

[craft1948]

Is it easy to become a born again virgin?