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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Traci66]

Weight or wait tony?

[tenrec]

If I set fire to my f@rts will this keep me warm on a cold night?

[humbersloop]

many are called, craft, few are chosen

[tonyav]

Well I had a long wait waiting for my weight traci.

[Bambiagain]

Should have kept the pill between your knees in the first place, Craft.

[tonyav]

Just use plenty of elastic crafty.

[humbersloop]

Does anyone know a supplier of asprins which have already got chewing gum attached? Tia.

[Bambiagain]

Would anyone like a strawberry?

[tenrec]

Yes please Bambi

[ladyalex]

I have very cold hands. How about anyone else ?

[tenrec]

No thanks, I can't eat cold hands, they make me vomit.

[Bambiagain]

Mine are nice and warm, thank you. Tenrec, have a handful, they're very nice.

[tenrec]

Any cream?

[Bambiagain]

Have to supply your own, I'm afraid. That got spilled over the keyboard with the spag bol.

[tonyav]

There nice with condensed milk on top.mmmm

[Bambiagain]

Don't ask. Cooking and using a computer simultaneously is inadvisable.

[tenrec]

Condensed milk, now you're talking!

[humbersloop]

I hope it was vodkacoke's recipe for bolognese sauce.

[Bambiagain]

Haven't been privy to that one, I'm afraid. My own special.

[tenrec]

Me,me