Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[tonyav]

Has anyone got a vacancy for a George Clooney look a likey plumber.

[Psybbo]

Oh yes, immediately please

[Mamyalynne]

The coast is clear - the Vicar has just left.

[Charity]

Could you sort my damp-patch out in the bedroom?

[tonyav]

Where can I park my van.

[tonyav]

LOL @ Charity ( naughty girl ).

[EcclesCake]

I've got a blocked eustachian tube what should I do?

[humbersloop]

Y'see ron?? smut, all of it...

[tonyav]

Yea, and it's all your fault ^^^^

[Charity]

Be careful - my exhusband never did recover his Tilly lamp.

[Psybbo]

The plumber's just arrived, what do I do now?

[tonyav]

Well, a well lit back passage is always useful.

[Charity]

Check his credentials through the letterbox - better safe than sorry

[tonyav]

Hey, I ain't gonna wave my credentials about through the letter box, had a nasty incident once, she let the letter box snap down on my credentials.

[Baldric]

^^^ speak up eccles, I can't 'ear you.

[Charity]

Is that your plunger in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[tonyav]

Eustachian ? Eccles.

[sunny-dave]

Take the lobster out of your ear ...

[Psybbo]

Is there a mechanic on site?