Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[vivandorron]

I wish people would have the courtesy to allow me to finish what I am saying without their interrupting me.

humbersloop and I were in a serious discussion and, whilst I only paused to have a few glasses of sherry, a lot of folk have posted a complete lot of rubbish. Consequently, I now have no idea of where I was in our tete a tete; except that it involved a possibility of humbersloop being pregnant as a result of perhaps wrongful advice which I published in this thread about Birth Control.

I am not a Doctor and I do not live outside of the u.k. However, it is a matter for all ABers to accept or reject my advice which is freely given and cannot always be relied upon.

Ron.

Ron.

[Charity]

Why wont the Council let me keep pigeons in my airing cupboard?

[sunny-dave]

da doo ron ron ron

da doo ron ron

Ron.

[Psybbo]

Dave, you beat me to it!!!

[Charity]

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

[tonyav]

What would you like mechanicing sibton ?

[missnemesis]

We are the management, we manage things!

[Psybbo]

Tight nuts.

[chi-chi66]

hit me with you're rhythm stick

[tonyav]

How did you know sibton.

[sunny-dave]

I was in the supermarket the other day and saw foccacia in the bread aisle - I thought "How can they get away with being so rude to a whole continent" ...

[tonyav]

LOL.

[chaptazbru]

Parler francais est tellement pretenieux !!!

[vivandorron]

sibton,.....If the plumber is still with you, ask him to call around to eccles, who has a blocked eustachian tube.

Ron.

[Sipowicz]

A shower of Plumbers, or a pool of Plumbers, what do you think?

[EcclesCake]

Why would someone who has been a member of the great and good AB for 18 months decide to start posting this afternoon???

[maggiebee]

To post or not to post, that is the question. Better to face the slings and arrows of outraged ABers than to have a carry out chicken balti and the runs.

[EcclesCake]

My blocked eustachian tube seems to have improved.

This evening for supper I will be having....

Lobster Thermidor

Roast Chicken, roast spuds, roast shallots, spinach and carrots vichy

Ginger and rhubarb crumble with cream

[tonyav]

Just on my way to Eccles now, Ron.

[excelsior-1]

i'll have eccles cakes with a cup of tea