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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[maggiebee]

Koi carp? Suddenly the scales dropped from my eyes and I saw........ bu**** what was it now?

[ladyalex]

Well, she said, That's what I call the rough end of a pineapple.

[excelsior-1]

don't carp on maggie

[excelsior-1]

mmmmmmmmmmmm! pineapple

[craft1948]

I've been out with a plumber..........he had hidden depths.

[tonyav]

Rings or chunks ?

[tenrec]

Was it a wrench when you left him.

[tonyav]

But did he have a large plunger, crafty.

[craft1948]

No put it put a stop to his cock (can I say that?)

[tonyav]

You just have, naughty girl crafty lol.

[excelsior-1]

tha'ts ok craft. just about under the wire.

do you have any more double-entendres 'on tap'?

[FredPuli43]

'U-bend where you can', is my motto.

Has anything unusual been happening while I've been away?

Me, I blame the parents (especially of my two).

[Bambiagain]

I had to go out this morning so I have only just come back to this post. To save me reading through the last two hundred or so entries, could someone please do a short precis (one paragraph) of what has been going on. Thank you.

[excelsior-1]

just allsorts of nonsense and banter - bambi

[excelsior-1]

welcome back fred.

[vivandorron]

I don't really know personally any Plumbers. I did have a friend who was an Electrician. ..Unfortunately he was convicted of assault and battery, charged and put into a dry cell.

Ron.

[Bambiagain]

Nonsense? I don't believe that for one moment.

[excelsior-1]

groan! ron - that's terrible. put viv back on!

[daisya]

I don't know any plumbers either more's the pity. However I do know two people who were messing about with batteries and fireworks, the police charged one and let the other one off.......<hmmm>

[excelsior-1]

oh no!