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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Maydup]

And the rest as they say, is history.

[vivandorron]

shoota...I note that you have given 2092 Answers but this appears to be the first time that you have asked a question.

I honestly don't think that you will become pregnant with the ring game which you have been playing.

Ron.

[tenrec]

My friend said his mother made him a homeosexual. If I buy the wool will she knit me one too.

[venator]

sdrawcab norrodnaviv si eman ruoY

[boxtops]

venator, your K is stuc ... :-)

[venator]

elbissop sa noos sa demuser eb lliw ecivres lamroN

[venator]

Damn this arabic eyboard !!

[boxtops]

qiker the beta

[boxtops]

venator, you mean وسوف تستأنف الخدمة العادية في أقرب وقت ممكن

[tenrec]

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[venator]

Go on, how do you do that, please?

[boxtops]

I cheated

http://translate.goog...0soon%20as%20possible

[FredPuli43]

No, wolf. There is logic to the whole thread; the only allowance has to be for internal time differences where the post addressing another arrives after one, or more, sent which already addressed it. Read in the sequence as printed gives an appearance of non sequitur , that's all.

And you have to adjust to the Joycean narrative, with its element of stream of consciousness, which is such a feature of AB.

I do hope that nobody thinks that I posted the OP in a spirit of departing from the norms and long traditions of the site.

[FredPuli43]

Only if she doesn't drop more than one stitch around the crotch, tenrec. I've always found that working the crotch was the hardest bit.

[tenrec]

Thanks Fred.
I must just add how much this thread has brightened up my weekend too.
Thanks.

[venator]

You should never eat rhubarb and banana custard when there's a vowel in the month.

[DTCwordfan]

“Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love. But always meeting ourselves.” ― the old dronken buqqer himself, James Joyce

Bit like being on here, ain't it.............

[jno]

ɟloM 'sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ʇı pɐǝɹ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0C59pI_ypQ

[woofgang]

thank you DTC, I had never heard that..its very true.

[woofgang]

Love After Love

The time will come
when, with elation
you will greet yourself arriving
at your own door, in your own mirror
and each will smile at the other's welcome,

and say, sit here. Eat.
You will love again the stranger who was your self.
Give wine. Give bread. Give back your heart
to itself, to the stranger who has loved you

all your life, whom you ignored
for another, who knows you by heart.
Take down the love letters from the bookshelf,

the photographs, the desperate notes,
peel your own image from the mirror.
Sit. Feast on your life.
Derek Walcott