Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Psybbo]

I want that dogg, he is a beauty

[icemaiden]

My husband cannot obtain an erection. Could he be pregnant?

[chi-chi66]

Sqaaaddd..

[Maydup]

Try Primark, they have plenty in the men's department.

[craft1948]

My husband cannot obtain an erection. Could he be pregnant

Lidl do them.............I find the advert quite uplifting.

[FredPuli43]

No, I said the answer was written in the Star. I was wrong anyway. It was written in the Sun. (The black hole was in the Mail).

[boxtops]

I missed the space station, AGAIN :-(

[Mamyalynne]

Comes around, goes around.

[boxtops]

LOL, and they never wave back :-(

[FredPuli43]

Never mind, they never beam you up anyway.

[boxtops]

Aw, nooooo...........

[chi-chi66]

♪ fly me to the moon...♪

[craft1948]

The neighbours have reported me to the police :-(

[chi-chi66]

again!!!

[craft1948]

the last time was never proved................it was mistaken identity.

[venator]

The police have reported me to the neighbours

[venator]

Aliens ate my hamster

[venator]

the neighbours have reported me to the hamster

[chi-chi66]

mwahahahaha