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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[vivandorron]

craft....There's something fishy about your question.

Ron.

[albaqwerty]

Why can you buy 10 frankfurters but only 6 hot dog buns ?

[excelsior-1]

hello albaquerty.

i'm back from work (remember 0430 thread)
just been back there to see who turned up after i left.

have you been on AB all day?

[tonyav]

Why is a penny bubbly 10p.

[albaqwerty]

LOL no Excel, I have lived a tiny bit since then :)

(sorry Ed)

A 99 is at least 2 quid.

[tenrec]

Weasels are easily seen, but stoats are totally different.

[Psybbo]

This is getting ridiculous, oh I forgot, that's the point

[tenrec]

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would fall off.

[excelsior-1]

mary had a little lamb,
the gyneacologist quit.

[tenrec]

But Mary told me she wasn't pregnant. She took a test.

[vivandorron]

Oh. So we are now into Nursery Rhymes. OK.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill came down, with half a crown,
But not for carrying water.

Ron.

[tenrec]

But where was Mary, Vivandorron?

[Bambiagain]

I know it's a bit late, but I've been out:

AYE

[Psybbo]

Gness, welcome back, time you put your oar in here

[gness]

I`m Mary. So am I pregnant or not? If so has the dead pigeon anything to do with it and what should I knit?

[boxtops]

welcome back gness, the more irrelevant the better.

[excelsior-1]

not certain - the night is a little fuzzy.
did i take precautions?

[Sipowicz]

Yes......but how can I be sure?

[tenrec]

The one on the left of your picture is a cowslip.

[Psybbo]

irreverant and irrelevant