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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Euphemia]

strange but true...

[boxtops]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm all right

[gness]

Thank you Boxy. I shall knit an irrelevant in colour 13 wool on size purple needles.

You locked the door Excel.

[wolf63]

this thread gets worser and worser and bizzarrer and bizzarrer.

[Sipowicz]

Ahhhh, I see. I wondered why I had one left over!

[excelsior-1]

rather pointless though ... we were in the garden

[Bambiagain]

Talking of bizarre I saw a man today - about 6'4", very fat, wearing long shorts displaying a tatto on his leg and leading the smallest, skinniest Yorkshire Terrier in the world.

[Sipowicz]

I call him Tyson!

[Bambiagain]

And what'S the dog's name?

[Sipowicz]

4B.

[rowanwitch]

Our ice cream van plays yellow rose of texas.....WHY!!!

[shoota]

I'll have a 99 please Rowan, with red juice.

[rowanwitch]

Actually have vanlla ice cream, flakes and strawbrry syrup available waffle or tradtional cone?

[Bambiagain]

Vanilla with chocolate sauce. Yummy!

[excelsior-1]

three scoops in a tub please.

thank you

[Psybbo]

A large poke please

[gness]

FAO Sqad. I can`t remember whether you said to wax it or shave it.

[Bambiagain]

I've been to a McDonald's drive-in (near Berlin) for an ice-cream. On a horse.

[shoota]

Two big cones - a la Madonna please.

[tonyav]

Can I have sprinkles on mine please.