Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[mrs_overall]

No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition

[Bambiagain]

Having your mother put down is a little drastic, Gness.

[tenrec]

No Sibton, four candles.

[FredPuli43]

Armada ahoy!

Captain, art thou sleeping down below ? If not, what are you doing with the powder monkey?

[tenrec]

splice the main brace.

[gness]

But the children would be upset if we put the dog down. :-(

[Bambiagain]

Good point...

[Voulez-vous]

I've stubbed my toe. Advice please.

[Psybbo]

Fred, do keep up

[tiggerblue10]

Its not real, its a soap.......

[gness]

How long should I keep the Avon lady locked in the cellar? Will it affect my benefits if she is still there on Saturday?

[tenrec]

tig is it Camay or Coal Tar?

[Psybbo]

It's a Pear

[tiggerblue10]

Its Dove, 1 quart moisturiser, Tenrec.

[tenrec]

I thought dove was that bird that pinched all the food off of the bird table.

[Bambiagain]

Those are pigeons

[maggiebee]

A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam - or was it a hamster?

[gness]

Ok cleverdick! You tell me how Tenrec`s dentures got there then.

[tenrec]

Is there a cure for pidgeon toes?

[tenrec]

Is nothing sacred on this site?