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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Bambiagain]

Only Ed.

[tenrec]

Oh how I wish I'd looked after my teeth.

[tiggerblue10]

Excuse me while I go and clear up a furball I've just heard being hurled up!

[maggiebee]

Three men fae Carntyne went tae join the parish.

[Charity]

..and then he explained that he'd actually said 'You're a shining wit' and we laughed all the way home from the fracture clinic.

[Bambiagain]

Charity, I have to ask this. They say Charity begins at home. But if that's the case where are you heading?

[askyourgran]

So when is the baby due?

[Psybbo]

After the match

[Charity]

The phase 'Charity begins at home' actually refers to my habit of drinking a litre of creme de menthe from a rusty milk churn before I leave the house every Friday night.

[tenrec]

She was only the welder's daughter but ....

[mrs_overall]

I'm Brian and so is my wife

[tenrec]

Is this the right room for an argument?

[Bambiagain]

Ah! All is clear. A small aperitif is always a good thing before you get stuck into the maon course.

[tenrec]

Is it Friday?

[Bambiagain]

Just the one argument, or do you want to take the full course?

[mrs_overall]

Do you want a ten minute argument or the full half hour?

[tenrec]

Full half hour.

[Charity]

My dad's bigger than your dad.

[Bambiagain]

No he isn't.

[Psybbo]

Nutters, the lot of you