Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[tenrec]

Don't mention it Ron.

[lcg]

no you can't, because my penguin andrew says so.....

[marval]

Ooh can I borrow Andrew, I love penguin pie.

[tenrec]

With puffin rissoles.

[marval]

Yummy

[tenrec]

Why is the film "Half a sixpence" not called "Thrupence"?

[Charity]

Wher can I get a spoon from to eat my runcibles?

[tenrec]

That reminds me, keep your hand on your ha'penny.

[tenrec]

charity, runcibles are eaten with knife and fork. For goodness sake, manners!

[askyourgran]

I know what you're doing.You're trying to beat the swear filter aren't you.

[marval]

Has anyone seen my hot water bottle?

[Psybbo]

Not the full shilling

[tenrec]

marval I left it on the train.

[Charity]

I've made a stick-on bikini from youghurt pot tops - should I go on Dragon's Den?

[tenrec]

AYG, I am trying to bear the sweat filters.

[tenrec]

Charity, take the silly cones out first.

[marval]

I never swear, only when somebody leaves my *** ***** ****** on a train

[tenrec]

If you really loved me you would say sorry.

[Charity]

I can't spell yoghurt when I'm laughing - could I be pregnant?

[tenrec]

Charity have you been lying on damp grass. If so I suggest you seek medical help immediately.