Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[vivandorron]

Hey Chuck me old cobber are you being cocky.?

Ron.

[craft1948]

What's branibleach?

[albaqwerty]

Branibleach is a lesser known brand of Letmepoonow

[AB Editor]

It comes in a bottle like this:

[rowanwitch]

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[craft1948]

It's okay Ed, I thought it was a typo and she meant granibleach.

[craft1948]

we have no bed things happen to out customers

WOW

[rowanwitch]

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[albaqwerty]

no bed things = no customers :-(

[rowanwitch]

I am going over to the dark side.....

[vivandorron]

Did someone mention earlier about Boomerangs.? Well dig this:-

Did you hear about the stupid Australian who received a new boomerang for his birthday? He spent two days trying to throw the old one away.

Ron.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[tonyav]

Tie me Kangaroo down sport.

[vivandorron]

Oops.. Sorry Ed, I forgot that you have said that, any jokes outside of their allocated section, will be removed.

Ron.

[jno]

the Ed is trying to throw it away even as we speak, Ron, but mysteriously it keeps coming back

[Sipowicz]

Divine intervention, always my intention!

[rowanwitch]

I always find kippers keep coming back too....

[craft1948]

Why are kippers always in pairs?

[rowanwitch]

Good point....

[rowanwitch]

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