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will it work again??
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here you go folks, I've opened that old stuck scullery door in the biddy grotto so its not so far to walk
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.By heck, look at the size of the dust bunnies in here...better get neti to send George over before we move in or we'll all be wheezing louder than the Dagenham girl pipers....I'll leave this bowl of potpourri to freshen the place up a bit, I had chucked it in the bin but it'll do....hopefully no one will notice the tea bags & egg shells...
Morning neti...we're in an annex to the original Grotto, a bit like those terrapin huts we had round the back or our school before they added a new bit. Bloomin freezin' in winter & the sound of our wooden clogs on the floors was terrific. :o)
My knees (& elbows) feel as though someone's sawing through them this morning (they won't make much of a fire)...and please don't mention plumbing or turn any taps on....'nuff said - except is that state of the art portaloo still round the back?
My knees (& elbows) feel as though someone's sawing through them this morning (they won't make much of a fire)...and please don't mention plumbing or turn any taps on....'nuff said - except is that state of the art portaloo still round the back?
☆~☆~☆~☆~~XMAS ☆~☆~☆~☆~~~Thanks woofy.
♫♪everybody knows some pineloaf and some mistletoe♫♪
its a bit nippy out there,a tot of whisky will go down very well ...(((sips)))hic..!beware..xmas song.!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_W7p35SzuI
lovely weather sunny but chilly and acuweather says snow flurries wednesday......(:O)
psst do we stay ere now?
♫♪everybody knows some pineloaf and some mistletoe♫♪
its a bit nippy out there,a tot of whisky will go down very well ...(((sips)))hic..!beware..xmas song.!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_W7p35SzuI
lovely weather sunny but chilly and acuweather says snow flurries wednesday......(:O)
psst do we stay ere now?
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Well I'm staying here Vinny, I've nearly done myself a mischief dragging the old chaise out of grotto1...it's a bit fusty, I'll give it a squirt of woofy's Ashes of Violets....
oooh this is a good way to make chains...none of that lickin & stickin...http://blog.craftzine.com/paperchai
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Shaney won't mind if I cut up her woman's weekly to make some will she?
Well I'm staying here Vinny, I've nearly done myself a mischief dragging the old chaise out of grotto1...it's a bit fusty, I'll give it a squirt of woofy's Ashes of Violets....
oooh this is a good way to make chains...none of that lickin & stickin...http://blog.craftzine.com/paperchai
ns.jpg
Shaney won't mind if I cut up her woman's weekly to make some will she?
Bah humbug, normally I love putting up the xmas decs but just am not in the mood today so shouldn't have started, mess everywhere yikes, treading on balls and false holly, have done two trees and one big one to go, holly and a red candle over all the piccies, usually looks nioce, but am just flighing them everywhere. Seem to be short on tree lights and I bought a spare set yesterday and done have enough! Grrrr.
That's how I felt t'other day when my lights went neti...so I just left the bare tree sitting there. The next day I found another set of lights...what's the betting they go on xmas eve?....I literally threw 'em on along with some baubles...all done in about 10 mins & it looks as good as if I'd messed about for ages. I've just got to hang some balls on my twiddly sticks ....
ooh I say those are big ones
http://www.gaspweb.co.uk/ecto/xmas-balls.jpg
ooh I say those are big ones
http://www.gaspweb.co.uk/ecto/xmas-balls.jpg
'twas Chrismas Day in the workhouse,
the season of good cheer,
men hearts were full of gladness
and their bellies full of beer
In walked the workhouse master
for the decorate the walls
he wished them "Merry Christmas"
and they answered back B*lls
This angered the workhouse master
who swore by all the gods
"You won't get your Christmas pudding, you saucy lot of sods!"
Up spake a little pauper, his face as bold as brass
"We don't want your Christmas pudding
You can stick it up your ar*e"!!
the season of good cheer,
men hearts were full of gladness
and their bellies full of beer
In walked the workhouse master
for the decorate the walls
he wished them "Merry Christmas"
and they answered back B*lls
This angered the workhouse master
who swore by all the gods
"You won't get your Christmas pudding, you saucy lot of sods!"
Up spake a little pauper, his face as bold as brass
"We don't want your Christmas pudding
You can stick it up your ar*e"!!