New Category Please

[Robinia]

I assume we'll be having a category for Wimbledon then? We'd like strawberries & cream at knockdown prices, umbrellas, free face painting & Come on Tim flags to be supplied. Thank you in anticipation.

[netibiza]

Who let you out? did someone leave the garden gate open? It's dangerous out here you know Robinia.

[Robinia]

ooh crikey have I wandered off again? I went out to get the washing in.... where's the bus stop?

[smudge]

Not into tennis, but love Robinson's Barley Water! ;o}

[mycats]

*ushers Robinia back inside*
You just come in here and have a wee seat dear, it's ok... I said IT'S OK !!
I love Wimbeldon so if you need someone to look after you during the matches I'm here :-)
But I'm afraid you cant have any Tim flags, they are too sharp and it's a sign of senility to think he can win anything! lol

[smudge]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - oh the buzzer's gone on me tumble dryer, he, he!

[netibiza]

Just another thing I can't get on TV - let's talk about err well, something that I can join in with!!

[B00]

Mr Boo is praying they show the Coke ad again this winter- he particularly likes the bit where it shows the woman with tennis balls for a bra!

[Robinia]

mycats you're very kind dear, and I suppose you're right about Tim he doesn't stand much of a chance against that nice Mr. Borg does he?

[jno]

I like the bit where we all stand up and sing Congratulations, but I have trouble remembering the words these days.

[netibiza]

Oh what a confusion - what happened to the conservatory? Vandals I'll be bound! Sorry I misunderstood you shaney. Just want to get on an old bus, and buy a old bus ticket, have it clipped and go back to normal.
Woe is us. Thrice times woe.

[netibiza]

What am I doing here in the middle of Wimbledon on my own????

[shaneystar2]

Don't worry <bNetib> Cliff will be along in a minute .

[shaneystar2]

Damn and blast ...my bold has gone all awry now .Tut !

[puzzlesRus]

Shaney - That's because, to open bold you have to enclose the b within the arrows < b > and when you want to turn off bold you enter < /b >. Of course, to demonstrare this, I have had to insert spaces between the arrows, otherwise, it would not have shown up.

Hope this helps.

[puzzlesRus]

Just to recap, this is how your post should have been compiled, but WITHOUT the spaces between the arrows :-

Don't worry < b >Netibi< /b >. Cliff will be along in a minute.

[shaneystar2]

Hi Brian ..how are you ? I shall keep trying and hopefully get there in the end ! I have copied and pasted all these various tips into a word thingummy . I must be the densest person on here re computers !
However not quite so dense as won the Sportsword a couple of weeks ago and got a lovely bottle of Cognac for my efforts .
Nice to see you again
Shaney.

[shaneystar2]

Something like this then bold is that right.
Hooray ...but very long winded!

[puzzlesRus]

ShaneyYou've got it !

Well done on your win BTW. Naturally, it's for medicinal purposes only :-))

[shaneystar2]

Oh of course Brian..I wouldn't dream of just swigging it down willy nilly .... I think there is just a drop left ... Cheers.

[netibiza]

Well done shaney old girl, what a rigmarole it all is.