sections section

[bobtheturkey]

how about a section dedicated to discussing sections or indeed a category section which would be a section dedicated to categories or the ultimate - a category to do with sections? maybe a category sub section?

[dot.hawkes]

you'd have to be sectioned to post in that section, guess most on here would be qualified then.

[bobtheturkey]

i have seen every suggestion on here apart from one dedicated to the mating habits of the Bulgarian crane fly

[spurslady]

How about a section discussing sections that discuss the section we have just discussed???

[dot.hawkes]

that is the section Bob was suggesting we discussed having a section about wasn't it?

[SteveD]

How many forum users does it take to change a light bulb? Part one:

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

[SteveD]

How many forum users does it take to change a light bulb? Part two:

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Sounds familiar?

[China Doll]

< Gives standing ovation to SteveD >

That's the funniest thing I've seen this morning!

[Octavius]

179 people to change a lite-BuLb and we are still left in the dark.

[spurslady]

I was taking the P** with my original answer

[Octavius]

in most places, there is a special room for taking a pee

[n00dles]

SteveD,

Please note that all Marlboro questions, should note be posted here, but in their own sub-section...

[SteveD]

n00dles, as far as I am aware, there is no "Marlboro" sub-section, or have I missed something?

[maxximus]

steved, very funny my son, very f_ckin funny!!!