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Canary42 | 00:15 Tue 04th Feb 2025 | Jokes
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I went to a psychic but knocked her crystal ball off the table and broke it. It cost me a fortune.

My wife started mumbling in bed last night ,"I wrote Lord of the Rings, I wrote The Hobbit".   I shook her awake and said, "You were Tolkien in your sleep"

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Did you hear uncle Ben died recently?

No more Mr Rice Guy!

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