Poem

[Robinia]

'When things go wrong, as they sometimes will and life's a struggle - all uphill...' Can anyone tell me the poem please? Not the cheeky version I found on a birthday card ! :-)

[Robinia]

yep, Vinny and you shall have your reward....
looks like she enjoys her greens too

mornin' Jude
:o)

[VINNY100_2]

Blimey..its jno...back from her holls...!hahahahaha..
plagiarizing jude....looks up the devon version of Google..Yokegle..hehe..!
right any more odd jobs need doing....grass cutting, I can trim yer bush for you...maybe a bit of topiary....(:O)

[VINNY100_2]

ooh forgot ribenia...yep I did watch it...bu$$er caught out again....(:O)

[Robinia]

>smack<

oh, poop, wrong hand...now you've got a slice of chs on tst stuck to your ear...
..things could get interesting if shaney turns up.....

[VINNY100_2]

<OUCH>..! erm...thats the last time I offer to do the gardening fer you lot....shaney ..dont stop...I like it....hehe..! (:O)

[shaneystar2]

Hey Hey it's the monkey ........
Blimey ..that's a thing in Kent . I rang my friend who lives down there but luckily they were not affected ,they live more Medway area.
I'll have two of those poodles please Vinny ...the grass is growing at an alarming rate in spite of no rain now for 39 days! Even my brother in Oz was amazed when I told him ..they haven't had any for over six months ! I do wish it would rain ....I have got a blocked earhole .
Anyway just for devilment thwacks Vinny on the other ear !

[VINNY100_2]

Blimey...im getting .<thwacks> in stereo..now.(:O)

[shaneystar2]

Ouch ....poor Vinny ..your head must be rattling with all them thwacks ! We do quadrophonic thwacks if you are interested ...................?

[Robinia]

oh goody, are we having a "Biff the bufferer day"?
I'll save it for when he's had a lemonade - I can hit him harder & he won't notice.

'tis still as dry as a bone here shaney - that day of rain didn't do much at all

ooooh, one of my all time favourites on the radio at the moment - Stevie Wonder, A place in the sun.....

I'll sing it for you shall I? - it's not on youtube...really, it's no trouble, I know all the words.....

♪♫♪......Like an old dusty road
I get weary from the load...... ♫♪♫

[VINNY100_2]

quickly turns off AB...puts becks in fridge...where's me helmet...(:O)

[Robinia]

<<<tap...tap...tap!>>>

[VINNY100_2]

bloomin heck..a bloody shi!ehawks pecking me window again...gets me blunderbust...>>>Bang....thats got the blighter.....think me hearings playing up...could have swore it said you********me ducks...hehe...!(:O)

[DaSwede]

Good evening possums, yeah the radio said you were shaken this morning. Hope none of your loved ones had a bad scare.

Thanks Shaney, decoupage sounds like fun to me. I'm into gift wrapping, not Japanese but something similar.

Ha ha Vinny, re me knowing words in English: I thought that every woman knows more words than any man - or rather that every man feels that way often enough. / Got a new question for you but I'm not sure I'm allowed or if I'll get thwacked with a whaddaya-need-a-man-for. Hang on Vinny, there's something I've got to do first. Yoo-hoo! Robiiiiinia! The machiiines done! That's it, dear, have a good long look inside for that missing sock - can you see it?

SLAM!

Now, Vinny, where were we? Ah yes - veggie question! I'm looking for veggie recipes sites, and the problem is not to find'em but rather that there are too many, so I was wondering if you've found any especially good ones. I found the Tivalls btw, but at least the export version contains trans fats and I'm shunning that like the plague.

Looking forward to seeing some piccies from you, Jude. I remember you promised us that quite a while ago, back when Robinia and Shaney were posting their Kiddy Glam. (Neti's witty term, I'm nicking it.) I'll post some childhood pictures myself once I get around to my great photo project. Got my eldest sister's blessing to throw a lot of family photos away (we have tons) but before I do, I'll have some of it scanned - as soon as the internet cafe discover how to operate their new scanner, ha ha.

Uh-oh, here she comes, she's figured the door out. See you all next week! (PS Love love love A Place in the Sun, Robinia.)

[VINNY100_2]

Im ready...
yo (:O)
where's netti Dollyand kip..looks up google earth.....zooms in...I bloomin knew it...there all drunk...! hehe..(:O)

[VINNY100_2]

blimey....you dont see 3 biddys in ages and then...erm...one come's along...hehe..! hiya kip..

[Robinia]

>>>>>>>>>>throws meatball at Kit
grrrrrrr, wait until she gets back in here.....

do you know, the spooky thing is..... [here she goes again]....I did have the washing machine on & there were socks in, well popsocks actually.
And yes, I know they're not the height of glamour, especially with shorts.
And where do all the missing ones go? Are they having some mad hosiery hooley with all the missing men's socks?

mmmm, good job I hadn't put me tools away

[VINNY100_2]

Oh sh"te..!(:O)

[Robinia]

<<brmmmmm, brmmmmm>>

oops! should have read the instructions....
ne'er mind Vinny, you've got another one



...haven't you?

[VINNY100_2]

Good mornin...peeps...
Had a weird dream robinia was chasing me around the garden with a chainsaw...and chopped off me morning glory.....has a quick check...phew..! Im not a eunock...(:O)lovely weather again....I saw this band in the sixties,the girls were screaming so loud I couldnt hear the music....those were the days...~~::(*_*)::~~
yo

[Robinia]

aha! there is life out there.....but maybe not as we know it :o)
morning Vincent & all, it's very chilly here....where's neti? ...you ok mrs ibiza?

I've got about 3 notes of a bloomin' song in my head & I don't know what it is...it's going to drive me mad. I think it's Air Supply or somebody similar.

for you Vinny....don't say I never do anything for you....well, ok I drank the tea but I'm too tired to chew the toast, bad night's sleep, tut.

.....♪♫......grrrrrr